She’s the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
(Pictures are unrelated. I just like the song and the idea of linking it to femdom.)
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| Yes, do try. Fortunately, I had a bit of an off day when writing these captions, so there are no sexy thoughts here. Carry on – it’s perfectly safe. |
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| Of course, you can refuse if you like. But then she’ll stay cross. That’s really not good news. |
Lexi Sindel… and some bloke dressed in pink.
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| Hmmm. Well, I’ll try anything once, you know? |
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| Errr… two and a half? Two and three-quarters… thr… three? |
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| Actually, this isn’t one of mine. It just arrived in my email inbox. I thought I’d share it. |
