You say you’ll never know him, he’s an unnatural man
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| It’s not the size anyway, it’s what you do with it. And how many times. |
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| He can say no, of course. As many times as he likes, actually. |
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| She gets through boyfriends quite quickly, I’ve heard. Must be a bit fickle, I suppose. Shame, ‘cos she’s cute. |
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| Looks good on her, don’t you think? Better than on the donors, I expect. |
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| Actually, there are lots of things they don’t approve of men doing. Good job you’ve got her to protect you. |
"All the men died natural deaths" lack of oxygen through drowning/ asphixiation, massive blood loss, trauma, amputations, castration, multiple contusions extreme scarification of the flesh etc etc etc- Surely these are historically long established natural responses for the average human body to die from…SordideSentimentale (UK)
Well, yes, I suppose death comes to us all and is just nature's way, I suppose.
And what could be more natural than – for example – being beaten to death in a fit of rage, after ruining her best skirt by washing it on the wrong temperature?