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| There is actually a technique for pushing a pole all the way through a man’s alimentary canal without causing internal injuries. Sadly, she doesn’t know it. |
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| I would explain, but Someone doesn’t allow me to speak to strangers. Or, indeed, people we know. |
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| Residents staying for longer get a food dispenser too. But you’ll be OK without – it’s only ten days. |
This is the lovely, clever and witty Tiffany Naylor, yet another Lady who has had the misfortune to encounter Servitor in ‘person’.
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| I’m surprised he can afford to visit her, on a teacher’s salary. Still, he gets his money’s worth. |
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| I’ve actually set up my loozr account so it automatically sends a message to any woman who spends longer than five minutes within ten metres of me. I don’t know what the message says, but on the very rare ocasions it’s been used, it seems to have been quite effective. |
