Sorry the blog’s been a bit Joyless lately, but that’s fixable.
Girls just wanna have power
Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
It’s only in the last few years that I have been able to stomach dog food myself actually, not that it made any difference.
It’s been so much easier for me since vegetarian dog foods came on to the market.
Not sure the dog agrees with me though (or the vegetables with him), and it definitely makes sharing his kennel more challenging.
Still, every noxious cloud has a silver stomach lining.
Mr M
In tests, eight out of ten dominatrices who expressed a preference said their slaves hated it.
(I understand that finding ten dommes prepared to answer the question was a long and painful process for the pet-food maker’s marketing department).
Best wishes
S
Excuse Mistress? Oh, I don’t know, can’t remember, er, um, I can’t . . Oh Mistress, can I .. sorry Mistress I just fall apart when you look at me like that, er, I can’t remember what I need an excuse for .. I’ll just curl up on the ground and you can kick me.
Oh, she’s gone. There’s a surprise, the only time I get to meet Miss Joy and I totally fucked it up.
Yes, I think I would literally melt. And she would have to step delicately around the puddle that is all that remains of me.
Goddess.
Best wishes
S
A locksmith won’t be able to get rid of the solder that will soon be melted into the keyhole.
Oh you fool Tom, don’t you realise solder has a much lower melting point than steel? So all I need to do is heat the chastity device to a few hundred degrees celsius, and the solder will just come pouring at again, leaving me free to employ the locksmith’s talents! I wouldn’t even need a blowtorch: just crouching over an ordinary kitchen gas ring should do it.
I suppose you just didn’t think this through.
Best wishes
S
Just one vital and clearly overlooked health & safety warning: be very careful to not let the molten solder drip on your thighs or calves. You will likely need to hold the lock at an appropriate angle, with your legs widely apart, to properly achieve this.
Flux me!
Mr MWeldI
Probably best to turn off the house smoke alarm too, just in case something goes wrong.
Best wishes
S