It doesn’t cost anything to be cruel

In fact, some ladies even find it quite lucrative. So why be nice?

Yes, thanks, her foot’s actually fine – oh, didn’t you ask?
Mr Mason’s lucky – many men into CP don’t get a chance to act out their fantasies for real.
My SO is sometimes passive-aggressive like this. When she’s not being aggressive-aggressive, that is.
He’ll be wanting long trousers next! Absurd.
That must be a relief.
Her command of the English language isn’t perfect but she’s somehow picked up the words ‘reaming’ and ‘pegging’ on the way, showing impressive commitment.

3 thoughts on “It doesn’t cost anything to be cruel”

  1. Lights, Camera, Action!

    Miss Gadot should be thankful the director wasn’t the late, great Stanley Kubrick. He was notorious for making his actors do endless takes to get the prefect performance.

    Just think of the exhaustion and fatigue a whole afternoon of banging away at the ass-double would cause the poor girl!

    PP

    1. I don’t know whether Kubrick ever worked with the divine Gadot. If he had, I’m sure he’d feel a bit foolish: there he was in 2001, trying to depict acceleration of human evolution into a higher being, using the best special effects available at the time, like weird coloured lights and babies floating in space and suchlike, when it would be so simpler just to have Gal Gadot show up.

      Speaking of Gal, as I tend to, I do like this. Do we think real-life lesbian Kate McKinnon wrote this and do we think she said a little silent prayer of thanks when they gave her the go-ahead to film it?

      Best wishes

      S

      1. Inspired by Ms McKinnon, I’ve now written a comedy sketch for SNL in which I play an assistent to Anne Hathaway, when she’s hosting, and I give her the wrong cues and props and stuff throughout the show, and she gets exasperated and slaps my face a few times and at the end of the show loses her temper, throws me over her knee and spanks me vigorously as the credits roll. It’s very funny… because it mixes her being in role in the show and being Anne Hathaway acting in the show, you see… fingers crossed they agree and it gets accepted!

        I mean, it doesn’t have to be Anne Hathaway, although she was obviously who I was thinking of as I wrote it. Anya Taylor Joy, Hayley Attwell, Rachel McAdams… I’m not picky.

        Best wishes

        S

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