As an experienced femdom blogger, I get a lot of questions about how to do femdom right, because it’s so important not to do it wrong. Naturally, I have picked up a few things over the years (antibiotics can help, I find) and so I have occasionally published a few humble words of advice – to subs and, to my slappable shame, dommes.
Among the latter, one piece of advice stands out proudly, at an angle of almost 70 degrees to the vertical, swaying slightly and with a glistening thread of pre-cum dangling from its tip. I refer, of course, to Servitor’s Rule 18, which reads:
“Try to avoid sessions with clients who have really specific fetishes and can’t get off unless it is exactly right.”
The Internet continues to ignore my advice on this (as it does on many things, to be honest, such as whom to elect as President of the United States, the difference between the words ‘alternate’ and ‘alternative’ and the savings to be had from taking an annual subscription to Armpit Fetishist Monthly rather than buying each edition separately*) so here are some more examples of Rule 18 violations I have noticed, a few of them captioned.
* No seriously: you can get 40% off. That’s a lot of dank, pungent goodness for your money.
Hilarious, thank you. Especially loved the falcon. Though the caption to the blind domme was a close second.
How are you getting on with the Vikings comedy btw?
Thank you Sam. Yeah, falconry is an underappreciated aspect of femdom, as indeed is giving a blind lady a whip and inviting her to have at it (Ricky Gervais’s response to Piers Morgan seems relevant here).
Interestingly (or not) the phrase “under her thumb” comes from falconry. It’s a phrase I like to use a lot, when I’m allowed speech privileges.
Very much enjoying Vikings comedy; thanks for the tip. I especially liked the guy awing Vikings with magical powers like his thumb-pulling trick. Oh, and Freya. I like Freya a lot.
Best wishes
S
Wow – some seriously weird stuff going on here! Yes, I too was especially tickled by the falcon caption (not that I’d want to be actually tickled by a falcon – I think that might be a fetish too far).
The contortionist on the park bench reminded me of something I became aware of a few years back and that prompted the astonished reaction in me, “Is this really a thing?!” And that thing was … Foot Archery.
There’s certainly a link from that to some of the edgier stuff you post sometimes – the (wholly fantasy, I should make clear) material about women hunting and shooting males.
But, even leaving aside the extra erotic charge that idea adds to it, I just found foot archery utterly beautiful – with a grace and athleticism that prompted in me the simple thought, “Good God, yes, this is why I love and worship the female sex!”
There’s a fair amount on YouTube but, for anyone not familiar with this extraordinary sport (?), here’s a taster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78L0MbZLOQ
They do say that kinky is using a feather, perversion the whole chicken, tom. Not sure where that leaves using a whole falcon.
I may indeed have to feature foot archery in a future episode. After all, women’s feet are very versatile: people often forget they’re not just for trampling on males, or worshipping.
Many thanks for the comment – and the new hobby.
Best wishes
S
Rufus is very good. He gets slapped about a lot, but like some of us here he deserves it. And the more we learn about him the more we realise how much he deserves it, as we do of ourselves I guess.
Amazing foot archery clips btw. Went from never having heard of it to liking it a lot.