Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.

More glimpses from a bygone, more civilised age.

Except obviously you won’t be buggered afterwards. Not with a real penis, anyway.
Of course, she won’t continue her career as a governess after marriage. That would be quite against the spirit of the times, which held that even professional women, once married, should focus all of their efforts on their husbands.
War is hell. So’s her strap-on, actually.
Striking at the root of the problem, so to speak.
Even young ladies of fashion had to develop practical skills in those days. The lady behind looks singularly uninterested, though… dreaming of marriage to a billionaire, perhaps.
He loves – and loves a lass above his station, by the look of him.

7 thoughts on “Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the company of intelligent women.”

  1. A strap-on beneath an Empire-line dress?

    The whole country is going to the dogs 🐕….

    What next? Boys complaining about fagging, I suppose.

    No wonder we lost it. The bloody Empire, I mean.

    I’ll need to go and lie down for a while now.

    Call me for tea and crumpets please Nanny.

    Mr M

    1. You’re a stout fellow, Mr M, a stout fellow. The Battle of Waterloo may have been won on the playing fields of Eton, but much of Britain’s glorious history, properly examined, depends on the efforts of those nannies, governesses and schoolmistresses, labouring determinedly behind the scenes. Many a steadfast empire-builder or audacious explorer owed his triumphs to his time spent howling over a well-used leather bench – and more of them than is commonly appreciated had wives prepared to do their duty for Queen and empire with the rod and strap, too.

      Spunk, that’s what they had. Too much spunk for this small sceptred isle to contain them.

      As for the lady with the ‘visible codpiece line’, so to speak, under her dress, I believe she is Russian. An uncouth people, although blessed with never-ending birch forests in their homeland, which must have helped shape their attitude to life.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. A damn Russian eh? Well that explains it. No couth at all, never had.

        Don’t care how many of the blighters buy themselves in to the House of Lords, no couth at all.

        Colonel M Retd (in the library with the lead pipe).

  2. A Fortnight Later

    At the county show Catherine did, indeed, wield her gelding knife with great skill. He had always admired her. But to see her thus – cheeks glowing so prettily, bosom rising and falling with deep breaths, hands so swift and implacable. Well, he was only flesh and blood . . .

    He hoped she had not noticed his excited condition. Tight breeches were the fashion, but far from discreet. However, as she held her next prize aloft (a particularly heavy pair of bovine testes, steaming slightly) she caught his eye. And glanced downwards a moment after that. His smile was a nervous one; hers betrayed a distinct impression of amused anticipation.

    1. Thank you for that. Can I ask: do you consider yourself a perverted poet or more of a poetic pervert? Both are very welcome here, of course.

      I wonder what Catherine will do about his excited condition. Sounds like she has ideas.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. Equally poetic and perverted, I hope. Thank you for your cordial welcome.

    The lovely Catherine will, I am sure, behave with perfect decorum. However, after fully enjoying the pleasures of nuptial bliss, and providing some fine children for her loving husband (an heir and a spare) I have no doubt she will indulge her crueller whims eventually.

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