Regular ‘readers’ of this blog who actually bother to look at the words, instead of just beating off to the pictures of pretty ladies looking stern, will realise that much of its ‘humour’ is inspired by the style of Gary Larson’s cartoon The Far Side.
Where ‘inspired’ in this context means “a pathetic and embarassing attempt to publish femdom porn in a manner that is spuriously justified”
This week’s ‘special’ (no, not your monthly ‘special’, you have to ask Mistress for that) is a collection of captions that are particularly blatant rip-offs of close homages to that style. Without, obviously, either (a) infringing anyone’s intellectual property rights or (b) being funny.
Enjoy. Or don’t. I get paid just as much either way.
As if any of us would ever get a threesome….. We could pay to dream of one, I suppose, and perhaps the ladies would each give us a shoe to play with, if we were very good and lucky.
A onesome is all I can hope for and even those are strictly (but very fairly) rationed these days.
Best wishes
S
Female teacher brings out cane and all the boys freeze. The threat is worse than the execution.
Likewise, the worst time is when wife says to me that I’m going to get it when we get home, or I’m really going to get it after my time sitting in the corner.
I’m already shaking just thinking of it.
Scared and fearful. Begging forgiveness only makes it worse by delaying punishment. More dread.
Alberto
But the dread of the brutal beating to come is all part of the sexy fun, right, Alberto? Sometimes I wish I had a kink that involved a little less unpleasantness, but beggars can’t be choosers, as they say.
Best wishes
S
That OWK one… I’m dying laughing at that one!
Or perhaps you want another dog biscuit……
Not a question of what he wants, Mr A, only of what he deserves. Unlike speichellecker, that lucky bastard.
Best wishes
S
Just seemed a bit sycophantic to me……and what do I know?
Best,
Mr Nonymouse
Something of an occupational hazard among femdom devotees, I imagine, Nony. For my own part, last week I spent a happy couple of hours licking someone’s shoes and thanking her profusely for hitting me with various things, so sycophancy can come fairly naturally to us.
Best wishes
S
Thanks Declan. Actually, that was the one I wasn’t sure about… so it only goes to show, as I often say.
Best wishes
S