Little recap seven days in (I know I told you before but a lot of the readers of this blog are male and let’s face it, mental agility’s not exactly our strong point, is it chaps?). Servitor on holiday, not really here, all these are pre-loaded and that’s why I’m not replying to your comments, got it?
OK, yes, subbie, you’re right, I’m not really ‘here’ here with you anyway, in your room where you’re sitting with your trousers down around your ankles. But I’m even less ‘here’ than usual, yeah? Got it?
Oh well, just look at the pictures of pretty women and do what you came here to do, anyway…