I certainly am… well, a lady’s boy, anyway.
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There’s nothing like standing in the corner with a well-smacked bottom on display to give you a sense of perspective.
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Her fees are reasonable. She isn’t, I’m glad to say.
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I tried calling the NHS helpline once, because I thought it would be a turn-on to ask a nurse all sorts of questions about the safety of enemas and how to deal with unwanted erections. The nurse I ended up speaking to was very sympathetic and started taking me through all of the details – but I must somehow have let on that I was just phoning for the sexual turn-on, so it got a bit embarassing after that. Anyway, he was very nice and we’ve agreed to meet up some time after lockdown ends, so that ended well.
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Sometimes a session starts badly, but I find when that happens the best thing to do is put it behind me and try to enjoy myself, anyway.
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Wearing a shock collar can give you a sense of perspective too… along with a lot of very unpleasant electric shocks, obviously.
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