It’s easy if you try – and find the right life-partner.
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| How do you like them apples? |
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| Aww… that’s rather sweet. I hope he’ll be OK after she retires next monh. |
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| I can’t stand those macho men who boast about the size of their chastity belts, can you? It’s not the size that matters anyway, it’s what you’re not allowed to do with it. |
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| Now isn’t that just typical? Something goes wrong and she just assumes it’s Roger’s fault! Maybe the guests got the date wrong, did she think of that? I expect Roger’ll have a few words to say to her, if he can still speak after the whipping. And if she removes the spreader gag, obviously. |
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| Of course, if she’s fully paid up with a lump sum, then the longer he lives, the more it’ll cost the divorcee storage firm. Still, I’m sure they won’t allow thoughts of that to divert them from behaving professionally towards him at all times. |
….and just forRalph D:
Whatever Roger has to say I hope he will remember his manners during this apology!