You’ll lose your mind and play.
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Obviously, I don’t approve for one moment of non-consensual BDSM play. I’ve made that very clear to my SO, and She in turn has explained that she doesn’t give a fuck what I think. So we have an understanding. |
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It’s not going to be like having actual sex, of course. There won’t be all that “What the fuck? Already? Is that it?” business at the end, for one thing. |
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I’m very suggestive. |
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What’s the vibrator got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
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He’s probably feeling very relaxed already, knowing he’s in such safe hands. |