but it can spice things up a bit.
|Next Christmas you can give her sole title to the house and all your finances.|
|And there’s New Year to look forward to after that.|
|I’m sure she can find a way of taking your mind off it.|
|I like turkey, but I hope Mike and Juan don’t give me any more of that special eggnog. It tasted weird…|
|Funnily enough, the year after they all gave each other little leather purses. What are the odds, eh?|