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| It’s definitely syrup, so don’t worry about that, OK? |
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| I mean it’s no wonder she prefers spending time just with Howard if you’re all gloomy, is it? |
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| I dunno. She orders me around, ignores my wishes, feeds my genitals to the cat… Sometimes I wonder why I put up with it all. |
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| See? And you were worried you might not be having any sex on your honeymoon! |
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| Domino specialists are odd. To visit one, you need to book in advance, phone that same morning before 10am to confirm (and receive instructions on meeting up, the first time) then take your course fees along in an unsealed envelope. I always take a little gift, too. Not dominoes – I expect they get enough of those. |
