Seems like you got a pink kink in your think!
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| Thank goodness I’m not going to be the only one there in pink, anyway. |
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| I only went for the make-up tips anyway. |
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| Ah – the rolling pin! Just in that sweet spot between loving domestic discipline and cranial fracture. |
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| Time to come out and play! |
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| Nor are there many rhymes for “penectomy”. I mean, you can just about work something in with “respect for me” but it’s a bit contrived, don’t you think? And we don’t like to have excessively contrived notions here on Contemplating the Divine, as you probably know. |
Men's Lib!
I approve of the post and the female control it demonstrates.
The silly men's lib ideas? Never!
Its not so much the Castration Day card for the day it happens signed by all your Female workmates or family and friends but its the anniversary castration cards that really hurt. Femsup
I think its safe if we met up as my Very significant other would approve and we could compare ointments and salves for cane and tawse weals. Femsup
In a tight locked cage it was welded
but it's much more fun to get it gelded.
A year ago, this very day
Your SO took your toys away
Twelve months a neuter, no more play
So thank Her on this special day
It’s nice to be an ‘it’, not ‘he’
On this, your castraversary.
Oh very good, very good indeed! A career with Hallmark awaits.
You have ointment and salves for cane and tawse weals? Luxury, bloody luxury…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Men's lib just makes no sense to me. If the Goddess didn't want men to be spanked, why did She make them so lazy and stupid?
Once upon a time he held it, Now Mistress chuckles as he is gelded!
Mmmm. Thank you for commenting and… I like the sentiments but… it doesn't exactly rhyme, does it? 7/10, I'd say. So that's three to each palm with the tawse and 300 lines.
But it's very good of you to comment! And who knows, the tawse might make a poet laureate of you yet. Worth trying, anyway.
Other than a card, what would be appropriate gifts for a man at his castration party? Jokes and teasing aside it would be a good opportunity to congratulate him with a warm hug and even a kiss on the cheek – especially with the knowledge nothing is secretly stiffening in response!
Just so, Mr A. And maybe a nice pair of panties, now there’s nothing to distort them out of shape. Second hand is fine, no point in making too much fuss.
Best wishes
S