…He feels a dedicated follower of fashion
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
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| But you get bigger tips, so maybe it’s nearly even. |
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| There! Now who can still claim that men can’t take on front-line combat roles? |
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| I’ve heard chlorinated water can be quite good for cuts and bleeding welts, so maybe if you ask nicely she’ll ask them to dip you in the pool when you’re done. |
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| Yet oddly enough, he still gets it wrong. Men and housework… will they ever learn? |
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| Sissy fights always end the same way, at least when wives are around to step in. |
All those stools need now is for seat to be covered in upturned bottle tops…
Aww… that's a little unfair. Those men have such delicate backsides: just ask their wives, they know all about it, believe me! Anyway, who's going to go to the trouble of hammering all those bottle tops in… a long, repetitive menial task like that?