Quick recap, because I know many of the readers of this blog are male so don’t have much capacity to retain information: holiday time, three captions a day from the unpublished (because not very good) archive, no replies to comments for a while because servitor’s on holiday, ‘k?
The babysitter scenario has endless potential. I'm thinking of a stiff-bristled brush for 'shower time'. And what might the wife be doing while she's out for the evening?
Oh, she's just going out with her old girlfriends. No need to worry. When she's feeling horny, she usually arranges for a male babysitter, so there's something to look forward to when she gets home.
OMG! My mistress wife said the same thing to me. I hate the cane on my bottom.