If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.
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| I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing. |
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| I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway. |
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| Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really. |
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| Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time. |
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| Yes dear. |
That second caption though…
Apposite, as always.
Number 3 has me rock hard like diamonds.
Actually, my own SO took pity on me when I was feeling sad about how I'd never know what a blow job felt like. She's kind like that.
So she made me write an essay titled "What I imagine a blow job would feel like". Then I had to read it out to her boyfriend, who laughingly corrected me on a few points, while she knelt in front of him for a practical demonstration.
So now I know! Pretty cool, huh?
Really? Number three has me squishy and tightly constrained in a metal tube. So do all the other numbers. Are you sure you're reading the right blog?