All right, because the room’s a bit cold we’ll call it three and a
long. Yes, all right, three and a
quarter goes into sixty-three how many times?
sixty-three, wouldn’t it? But Mr Big
Swinging Quarter Inch insisted, didn’t he?
So now he’s going to have to work a bit harder.
Look – even though you look like a single long stream of piss, you are
in fact a three-dimensional object, so your mass and volume go up in proportion
‘pi’. In proportion to the cube of your
about one over twenty cubed of you.
Do you need the cane? I knew we
should have done this as a schoolboy detention game. Try again.
your cock? Hmm? If that’s proportional to its size?
cock. Not all at once, obviously. I was thinking maybe three fifteen-minute
Chloe’ and thank me.
Imagine how bad it would be if you were of normal height!
…and it wouldn’t be such fun beating you up, either.