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| Generally, violence isn’t the solution. But in this case, it probably is, if we’re being honest with ourselves. Not just impertinence, but habitual impertinence, after all. |
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| Why do I find this the scariest captioned photo I have ever posted? |
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| Cool. This could be your lucky break into movies. Maybe when you’ve recovered, you could see about getting an agent? |
This of course is Cruella, and the sublime Lady Victoria, from the very first set of magazines after the company was founded. She haunted my adolescence… still does.
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| Well, she used to, anyway. I think she might have lost it, actually. Doesn’t really matter, but just so you know. |
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| OK, so you’re probably not going anywhere here. Still: you haven’t been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man… you’ve been rejected as a sad, useless and unattractive excuse for a man by Billie Piper! Huh? Not bad, huh? |
