Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Ah yes, now there’s a sound to cntemplate. The summer is finally approaching. Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes. I mean cricket, of course. In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination. Again.
It’s amazing how many cookies they sell though. This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year.
Doesn’t she look sweet and fun-loving? Half right.
Getting quite crowded down there.
She’s very reasonable, don’t you think?
It’s best not to get all hung up on definitions. Man. Slave. Sissy. Doorstop. None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself?
More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.
Oh yes please, Madame Sarka…
Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat.
Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh.
Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice?
Princee Kali, of course. I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure.
Isn’t she beautiful? Ahhhh.
Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped. And it’s true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment. But I say there doesn’t always have to be a reason.
I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock. I don’t know what they have in mind…but it might be worth trying, right?
Isn’t it nice to see a couple discussing it like this? How hard and how often she beats you… well, that’s something you should have a say in before she decides.
Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.
Contempt. Indifference. Marriage.
I expect you’ll be able to work out why. After all, you’ll have plenty of time to think.
That’s a little unfair. Let’s not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible. Ah, ’tis a magical thing the male orgasm. If I remember rightly, anyway.
I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she’ll be cross if he does.
It’s just a lot quicker that way. You’re graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way. Best of luck.
This blogging thing, I mean. I’ve been trying to create a slideshow, but I just can’t get it up (oh, on the blog for goodness sake, calm down, this isn’t a Carry On movie!).
So…using Powerpoint I’ve made a tiny, really poor quality movie that readers with good eyesight (the minority of you, by now I would imagine) might enjoy. Then after the break, below, I’ve posted each of the pictures in sequence and you can achieve an animated effect using the magic of scrolling.
Oh yes – and I know she changes her clothes and background from one shot to the next. I haven’t got that many photos of her that I can do the whole thing from one photoshoot, you know!
This works really well as a PowerPoint slideshow. So if anyone knows how to post that, just let me know…
