Turning…back again

Ages since I did one of these.  I am afraid the muse just doesn’t strike me quite as often as she used to.

Turning points!  Captioned images of situations that are not femdom!  But might be.. do you see?

Oh, just click on ‘turning points’ in the side menu bar thing there if you don’t understand.  Or just look at the pictures of pretty ladies and masturbate anyway. Doesn’t bother me!

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 
 

 

A turning point – maybe

 

What?  No I’m not.  Well…maybe I am.  It’s complicated.  I mean, yes I am a
model, but I haven’t gone by the name “Alison Lawson” for years.  I’m Ali Landry now.  I was Miss America – now I’m a – well, I’m a ‘supermodel’, I
guess.  Sounds really fancy, but, you know – that’s what the magazines call me.

Alison Lawson was just a stage name when I used to do these
glamour shoots for fetish sites, before I really made it.  I was always a stern nanny type – spanking
naughty boys, putting them in diapers, dressing them up in little girls’ clothes and making them stand in the corner.  That kind of thing – not the harsh dominatrix in leather.  I had this kind of loving discipline image, I think.   It was a bit weird at first, but it paid the
rent while I was building my portfolio with the fashion shoots.  The great thing about that kind of fetish is that you don’t have to go naked – that can really kill a career in fashion modelling.

Strict old Alison Lawson. 
God… that really takes me back. Anyway – always good to meet a fan.
What’s your name?

Really?  No way!  You’re Emma’s fiancé!  Oh wow! 
Well I’m Ali, aren’t I?  Her
oldest friend.  She must have talked
about me?

Yes, I thought so. 
She’s told me everything about you!


Well…maybe not everything, come to think of it.  I think I might know something she doesn’t, hmm?

 
With apologies to the divine Ms Landry, who – to the eternal regret of perverts everywhere – almost certainly did not start her career modelling spanking shoots as a strict nanny called Alison Lawson.  I say ‘almost certainly’ because I will admit I have not actually checked.

Turning points number eleventy-six

…well, I can’t remember if it’s exactly the eleventy-sixth in the series, but it’s certainly something like that.  Yay!  Turning points!  Captioned images that – unusually for a blog about femdom – do not depict femdom situations. Not yet, anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 

 

 



Just click on ‘turning points’ in the wordcloud thingy over there if you want more of this.  Or on something else if you don’t.  Clicking “Other world kingdom” for example, will take you to captioned images of situations that are rather unambiguously femdom.  Clicking on ‘giant wooden dildo’ will take you to the only caption I have done featuring a giant wooden dildo.  That kind of thing.


Consequences

A ‘turning points’ story.



Darling, can we talk about last night?  About the party?

Yes, I know you had a bit too much to drink.  That’s what I want to talk about.

No, you were fine.  Just a little tipsy.  Not like Mark.  You weren’t being drunk or embarrassing, or anything like that.  I just wanted to talk to you about the game.

The game of ‘consequences’, of course.  Have you forgotten playing?  We did one round, just before the Saxtons went home.

I’ve got all the strips of paper here, you see?  I got them out of the wastepaper bin.  Now – you had a blue pen, didn’t you?

Oh don’t try to pretend darling, yes you did, I know you did.

Right, so let’s have a look, shall we?  Hmm…let me see.  I’ll just unfold them.  That one’s OK, you went first but um…yes!  What about this one?  I’ll read it out.

“President Obama” met “Humphrey the Cat” in “a cattle market in Australia”.  He said to her “There are better cakes in Portsmouth” (that’ll be Mark, of course.  Anyway, doesn’t matter.) She said to him “That’s six of the best with my cane – pull your shorts down!”  And the consequence was “the Bee Gees reformed and released a Garage album.”

You don’t remember which of those was yours?  OK, let’s try another.

“Mr Tickle” met “a strict headmistress, flexing her cane menacingly”, in “Transylvania”.  He said to her – well, it doesn’t really matter, does it?  I do recognise my husband’s handwriting.

Or this.

“Adam Ant” met “Seven of Nine” in “Cardiff”.  He said to her “the flowers that bloom in the spring, trala, have nothing to do with the case”.  She said to him “Because reasons”.  And the consequence was “She put him across her knee, and spanked his naughty bottom until it glowed.”

Honestly, I could have died of embarrassment when we read them all out.  Mark whispered to Gerry that you should be sent to bed early with a smacked bottom!  And everyone heard him.  Everyone except you, apparently.

If it was just a joke, it was a very silly one.  But perhaps there’s something we need to discuss, is there, darling?  Because if you want me to put you across my knee and spank your naughty bottom until it glows, believe me – you’ve picked a very good day to find out what it feels like!

Turning yet again

Yes – it’s everybody’s favourite series on this femdom blog!  Turning points!  Captions about scenes that are not actually femdom.


See here if you don’t know what I mean – or everywhere else you can get to by clicking ‘turning points’ in the word cloud there.  Oh look, I’ve even done it for you.  The earlier ones were better, so you might want to start there.

Here you go then:

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 


Just another turning point…


Hi honey. So… are we just going to keep
pretending, or are we going to talk about last night?

Yes. 
Yes, I do think we need to talk about it.

OK, so shall I go first?

Well… we got into the bedroom… and you
were all eager, as you usually are.  And
then when we started to get serious it went all limp… same as usual too.  And – well, I’m sorry but maybe I’d had a bit
too much to drink and I just lost it.

so…instead of saying it was OK and just
quietly going to bed, I got mad.  And I
shouted and screamed at you, about what a pathetic excuse for a man you were,
and how your tiny little limp excuse for a dick made me just want to slap you
around the face and make you cry like the little girl you are –
 

– and I’m sorry for saying those
things honey, I really am.  It was just…
well, once too often, you know? –

And I was just about to storm off to the
spare bedroom… when I looked down and…

…well, there didn’t seem to be a problem
any more, did there?  I’ve never seen you
so hard. And I don’t need to remind you what happened after that.

And that’s what I thought we should talk
about.

So I have.

Your turn.
 
 


A turning point

Many of you seem to like the series ‘turning points’: captioned images of situations that are not exactly femdom.  But could be.  Like this.

Anyway, in the same theme here is one of those little stories that’s just too damn big to fit as a caption.

 

Hmmm?  My riding lesson?
No, it was
rubbish, actually.  They gave me that
grey horse again – the lazy one.  And he
kept refusing the jump so I gave him a few sharp taps with the whip – you
know.  And then he refused it again, so I
decided to show him who was boss.  So I
was giving the lazy bastard some good hard cracks right across his rump when
the instructor came up and told me I was giving him too much whip!  That I should be trying to coax the stupid
animal instead of thrashing him!  Can you
imagine!
She said she’d cancel the lesson if I didn’t stop.  So of course I did…but can you imagine?  It drove me mad, trotting around on this lazy
old thing and I couldn’t do anything but tap it gently.  I’ll swear the brute was laughing at me!  You know how frustrated and angry I get when
I don’t get my way.  Grrr.
Anyway, when we finished and I took him back to the stall
and tied his reins up, she wasn’t around. 
So I gave him 12 good hard ones! 
He didn’t like that, I can tell you. 
He was jumping about and trying to get his head around, but I was standing well to the side.  And I laid them on good and hard – raised some lovely welts. 
Anyway, I’m sure it did him a power of good.  When I walked past a bit later on the way to the car, he caught sight of me and
cringed.  Really.  Have you ever seen a horse cringe?  I don’t think he’s going to
forget me in a hurry!  In fact, I might
ask to have him again next time.  I think
we’ll be jumping those fences very nicely.
So… that was my day. 
Still feeling angry.
How about you – did you fix that leaking pipe?
Oh darling!  I can’t
believe it – I asked you specially!  Now
how am I going to wash all this stable smell off?  What have you been doing all this time?  Just lying about watching TV and surfing the internet I suppose!
Honestly – you do make me cross sometimes. You really do.
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