Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Not that I approve of many more of the lyrics.
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| Wow – big decision, huh? Thank goodness she’s already taken it so you don’t have to. |
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| I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor’s. So embarrassing! I’m not taking that bus again! |
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| Perhaps they could vote on it. |
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| Wow. She’s pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that. |
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| Trick question – you’re doing both. |
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| Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find. |
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| Decisions decisions… oh dear. I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more! |
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| Yes. That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time. Didn’t we? |
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| That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing. |
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| You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her. |
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| Oh, Gigi Allens is so lovely. |
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| Hey, it’s a free country. Well, except for the slavery, obviously. |
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| She does respect your opinion – but only when it is the same as hers. That seems fair. |
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| Remember: you can’t be humiliated if you have no self respect to begin with. |
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| As if it wasn’t bad enough having to sit through a 9-hour flight on a well-caned bottom. |
(he’s pecked to death but he loves the pain)
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| She’s not talking to you. |
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| I think you’re about to get a free session. |
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| Hmmm. Two captions in one post about a domme actually hurting someone who doesn’t want to be hurt. Servitor – reprinting the same old shit since 2011. |
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| I like an unhurried session. For example, I’ve got a humiliation scene going that’s been building nicely for… oooh, about 47 years now. |
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| Bloody typical! Doesn’t ask me how my day was, does she? But to be fair, it’s hard to say at this stage whether it’s been a good, bad or howlingly agonising day. Not until she’s decided. |
… it’s the only kind you’ll get here.
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| So… not a threesome then? And indeed, from next week, no more onesomes either. Oh well |
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| Well, since you mention it… |
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| The delightful knees and firm hands of Ms Gigi Allens! |
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| And during too. |
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| No comment. |
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| Yum yum. |
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| …but the price goes up the less time there is to go. |
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| Phew. Just in time, eh? |
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| Hmmm. Kurt’s night-night “kisses” can taste a bit disgusting, to be honest. If only I were still allowed to kiss him on the lips. |
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| Yes, I should be thankful for small mercies. They are the only sort I get. |
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| Fool.. or genius? |
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| Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through. |
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| OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around. |
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| Very special. |
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| She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing. |
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| One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
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| Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
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| Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
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| She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
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| Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
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| Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
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| Who says men are useless, eh? |
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| I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
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| It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
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| I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
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| When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
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| I think we’ve all been there. Just the other day a market research company rang up and asked if I was interested in taking part in a survey about web use. So I said sure, but after about five or six questions about my browsing habits, they just rang off without any warning! Bizarre, huh? I mean why did they ask if they don’t want to know the answers? |
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| Something to look forward to. |
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| That’s good of her. |
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| Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
