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| No use crying over spilt …err… |
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| It’s the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry. |
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| Oh look – she hasn’t got an ashtray! What to do…? |
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| And every anniversary too. |
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| Try thinking of her needs for a change. |
Category: smoking
Lessons in love
….with punishments if you fail any of the tests.
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| Now it’s getting towards summer, the days are just right. A little chilly perhaps, but as the sunlight stretches out into the evening, a day trotting through the hills just seems to last forever. Don’t you think? |
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| There comes a point at which humiliation and degradation just don’t work any more. |
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| She loves to bind him tightly in desperately uncomfortable positions, so he can gasp out the scientific names of the each of the muscles that she has placed under agonising strain. |
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| I think therefore I serve. |
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| That was a bit of luck, wasn’t it? |
Influencing skills
These ladies have them.
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| Oooh! Oooh! I don’t have a foot fetish either Ma’am! Oh dear, Pleeeease don’t make me lick your dirty feet clean Ma’am! |
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| Still, he’s lucky to be inside in weather like this. Best half-hour of the day. |
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| Hmmm. How are we going to resolve this? |
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| And don’t think she’s impressed when you buy the extra-large condoms, either. She knows they’re not for you. |
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| You’ve made her very happy today. |
Sweet cruelty
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| They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…* |
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| They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice. |
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| Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch. |
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| Ooooo. |
* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.
Today’s captioned images
I’m beginning to find that I enjoy captioning images so much, that I find it quite hard to sit down (there can be other reasons for finding it hard to sit down sometimes too) and write stories. Still, go with the flow I suppose so here are some more. I hope you like them.
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| Once again, the incomparable Mistress Valkyrie of London, who has, I have often thought, perfected “the look” |
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| I do so love the thought (and in moderation, the practice) of the strap across the hand… Not enough of it on the Internet. |
