smoking – Page 3 – Contemplating the divine

Effortless superiority

Don’t worry. If you lack the self-discipline to stay away from the ciggies, I am sure she can find alternative, external sources of discipline. She’s got willpower enough for both of you.

This is surely from Cruella, and this is Mistress Chambers, who quite apart from her other wonderful characteristics, has a delightfully pretty nose, I’ve always thought. Seen to better advantage here.

Hmm… Do you think they’re going to live happily ever after?

Well, it’s probably someone’s kink. A pink kink.

This is Mistress Jessica, looking remarkably stern and – fairly obviously – playing the role of Auntie in her house.

That’s a relief. I was beginning to think something was wrong with me.

Scamper back to little wife’s apron strings or stay talking to Ms Ratajkowski? Oh what a horrible choice. Dammit, I thought submission was all about giving up responsibility for difficult choices.

Divine retribution

Best to pretend you didn’t overhear anything. Just act normal…relaxed.

I think he’s learning to be less of a dickhead. But it’s a slow process.

It’s so rare to meet a woman who really understands…

And then you never need worry about getting lost, ever again. No matter where you are, she can always track you down.

Oh, women can be so silly. Does she really think he’ll have changed his mind, just because his wrists are shackled to that bar? I think someone’s going to be rather disappointed here!

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Hit me slowly, hit me quick! Nothing to do with female domination, but still great.

The following items may have more to do with female domination.

Actually, many women find the sight of heavy whip marks on a man’s thighs rather exciting.

Very thoughtful.

That’s a relief. Because there are so many of hers you have to remember now, after all.

Fortunately, boys are out of season at the moment. At least, I think they are. Hang on, let’s check.

I find it’s easiest to carry one anyway, just in case it’s wanted.

One step beyond

No use crying over spilt
…err…

It’s the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry.

Oh look – she hasn’t got an ashtray! What to do…?

And every anniversary too.

Try thinking of her needs for a change.

Lessons in love

….with punishments if you fail any of the tests.

Now it’s getting towards summer, the days are just right. A little chilly perhaps, but as the sunlight stretches out into the evening, a day trotting through the hills just seems to last forever. Don’t you think?

There comes a point at which humiliation and degradation just don’t work any more.

She loves to bind him tightly in desperately uncomfortable positions, so he can gasp out the scientific names of the each of the muscles that she has placed under agonising strain.

I think therefore I serve.

That was a bit of luck, wasn’t it?

Influencing skills

These ladies have them.

Oooh! Oooh! I don’t have a foot fetish either Ma’am! Oh dear, Pleeeease don’t make me lick your dirty feet clean Ma’am!

Still, he’s lucky to be inside in weather like this. Best half-hour of the day.

Hmmm. How are we going to resolve this?

And don’t think she’s impressed when you buy the extra-large condoms, either. She knows they’re not for you.

You’ve made her very happy today.

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Today’s captioned images

I’m beginning to find that I enjoy captioning images so much, that I find it quite hard to sit down (there can be other reasons for finding it hard to sit down sometimes too) and write stories. Still, go with the flow I suppose so here are some more. I hope you like them.

femdom caption blonde dominant wife sitting waiting for explanation before punishment

Once again, the incomparable Mistress Valkyrie of London, who has, I have often thought, perfected “the look”

femdom caption schoolmistress with two-tailed tawse ready for handstrapping naughty pupil

I do so love the thought (and in moderation, the practice) of the strap across the hand… Not enough of it on the Internet.

femdom caption dominant wife with riding crop teasing and waiting

femdom caption cruel dominatrix smoking and about to use slave as ashtray