Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Well, she seems very nice. Many dommes would be quite angry in such a situation. Up you get. |
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| She needs the money to get into the scene, that’s all. Don’t worry – she’s genuinely turned on by fat middle-aged men rubbing against her like that. That’s why she does it. |
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| She owns a plumber too, which could come in handy if she decides to install you as a toilet slave. |
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| I think Emily will be able to tell exactly how very, very sorry you are in just a short while. |
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| Yes, I rather suspect she does. |
yet she’s so cold. And so’s the tub of cream in the bathroom cabinet, if she’ll only let me out of this corner to go and get some. Please, Mistress. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
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| It’s not about you, do you see? |
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| Actually, you can fit a sub in either way round. She’s just got it wrong, that’s all. Made an embarassing, stupid mistake. Do you want to tell her, or shall I? |
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| I could add a caption here, but what does my opinion matter anyway? |
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| It’s important to understand the power dynamics of your bdsm relationship. Frankly, that’s important at any time, but it’s particularly important when you’re naked and dangling helplessly from the ceiling. |
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| It’s good she’s decided to treat you as an adult, for once. |
She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”
Been revisiting the music of my teenage years. Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.
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| Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself. But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose. |
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| I hate it when that happens. But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too. You know? |
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| He used to be a client. A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did. Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things. |
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| Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening. |
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| That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen. |
Not that I approve of many more of the lyrics.
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| Wow – big decision, huh? Thank goodness she’s already taken it so you don’t have to. |
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| I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor’s. So embarrassing! I’m not taking that bus again! |
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| Perhaps they could vote on it. |
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| Wow. She’s pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that. |
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| Trick question – you’re doing both. |
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| Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her! |
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| Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants. |
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| Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care. |
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| Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they called it… er…? |
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| Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable. |
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| Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
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| Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
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| Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
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| These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
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| A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
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| Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
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| Hmm… well, OK. As long as I don’t have to go to Cathie’s. |
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| That’s very broadminded. |
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| You can’t hear it without the sound, of course, but it’s actually a startlingly realistic impression. She’s talented. |
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| No time for a caption. HuuUUUH! |
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| Black or red… black or red. Oh dear, I’m not good with choices. Just as well, really. |
…but not on the farm.
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| I’m not sure if I could manage that. But I expect I’ll learn, over time. |
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| Oh well. As long as it’s completely voluntary, I suppose it’ OK. |
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| Gosh, it’s a long way down, isn’t it? |
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| One day perhaps. |
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| And replace them with inhibitions about disobedience. |
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| The smell gets everywhere too. |
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| You’ll like Poochie. You’re going to have to, actually. |
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| No. They won’t be needing you again. |
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| If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing properly. |
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| Mmmm… |
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