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| Like many submissive men, I pay not to have sex. |
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| At school, once, this boy and I were talking about some girl and he said “I’d like to get in her knickers!” So when, a few weeks later, after a midnight excursion, I was able to tell him I was in her knickers, I thought he’d be jealous. But he wasn’t, oddly enough. It was just a misunderstanding. How we laughed. The whole class laughed, if I remember rightly. |
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| Benji is actually the Honourable Sir Benjamin Kettleworth-Harcourt, FRCS, but of course he can neither remember nor pronounce that. |
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| Married couples should talk about their interests more. |
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| How does she know I’m scrumptious? I didn’t detect a French accent, there. |