Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
I think Martin Luther said that. He rarely features in online femdom porn: odd because I’m pretty sure I read somewhere he subsisted on a diet of worms, which sounds pretty hardcore. Like many subs, I am much more into Catholic guilt anyway.
On we go.
It’s just for fun.
PS, I understand there’s some kind of election taking place today, in one or other of Britain’s former colonies. As a non-American, obviously I cannot advise anyone who does have that status on how to vote (although I’m happy to provide tips on how to spell words like ‘neighbour”, to point out that the phrase ‘I could care less’ actually makes no sense at all and to explain the difference between jelly and jam). The important thing is to vote, regardless of which candidate you… you… what am I saying? He’s a deranged idiot, everyone who has ever worked with him says so, how could anybody even be thinking of… oh, just do what you’re going to do. I suppose anyone whose vote might be swayed by what they read on a pornographic blog like this probably shouldn’t be voting at all, on general principles, right? But… I mean to say. Really. Again? Fucking hell.
It’s Sunday, so it must be a themed post. Unless I run out of themed captions, in which case there won’t be a Sunday post at all. I’m not made of captions, you know…
On this occasion, the theme is the ever-unpopular ‘Vanilla vs. Femdom’. Enjoy. Or dislike. Whatever.
It’s the way you do the things you do to me.
PS, fans of old British femdom mags and of quirky mainstream takes on our little hobby might be interested in Alf Garnett discusses Cruella, over on Mr Rogue-Hagen’s magnificent Cruella site. Alf Garnett was the British inspiration for Archie Bunker, for American ‘readers’: an old man satirising right-wing views in absurd ill-informed bigoted rants. Nowadays of course, our political leaders do that themselves, so there is no need for such stuff.
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| “Do you still need the ring gag?” is one of those questions that’s often quite hard to answer coherently. |
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| You’ll probably feel more comfortable doing what you’re told, too. Or experience discomfort if you don’t – which is basically the same thing. |
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| He used to think size doesn’t matter. He’s learning that it does. |
Mistress Eleise de Lacy, there. Speaking, as we were, of feeling weak in the knees…
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| There’ll be thin lines in lots of places quite soon. Cris-crossing, some of them, and that can be agony. |
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| I’m not a very spiritual person, myself, but my guess is that she will. |
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| She finds she meets interesting people when she walks you in the park. And tedious but enslaveable ones too. |
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| She’s a very spiritual person, as you can tell. |
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| I don’t know what the bad things were in my brain that the doctor removed but there must have been a lot of them, because it’s very empty now. Thank goodness I have a loving wife to remember things for me. |
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| The taste of ‘shut the fuck up’ will always be associated for me with the sharp, painful feeling of ‘because I say so’. |
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| Or he won’t. Whatever. |
“The band was the inspiration for the phrase “Sleeperbloke“, referring to
the disparity between the glamorous singer Wener and the other
frequently ignored members of the band (who tended to be far more
anonymous and stood at the back)”
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| Oh… the sort of ‘discussion’ in which my contribution is mainly limited to thanks, apologies and tearful pleading. OK, I’m good at those. |
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| Thank goodness Billy has a loving wife to look after him. |
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| You need to make sure you shave closely every day. But that’s not so much to ask, is it? |
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| I’m sure she’ll want to hold full and frank discussions thoroughly exploring all of their demands, before thrashing out an agreement. |
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| I’ve tried assuaging my residual Catholic guilt by seeking punishment from dominatrices but for me it just never really works, as I end up having even more sinful thoughts – it’s like a never ending cycle of lust, guilt, penance and shame. I love it. |
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| I have quite a few tattoos – my SO says it gives her a feeling of ownership. Mostly shopping lists or phone numbers. |
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| Still, she’s wearing a proper medical outfit, so you know you’re safe in professional hands. |
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| Poor Andy. Bet he felt humiliated! |
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| I’m quite good at scrabble. I’m rubbish at blow jobs, though… everyone says so. |
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| Looks like someone has forgotten the virtues of kindness! Honestly, saying such hurtful about Felicity; it’s hardly in the spirit of charity and forgiveness that the Order prescribes, is it? |
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| Goodness. I hope I don’t have to say too many Hail Marys. |
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| There’s an interesting philosophical point there, actually. Can one ‘show’ nothing? Or is ‘nothing’ merely the absence of showing? Taking the thought experiment further, can one be ‘nothing’? My SO says one can, and one is, so that point is fairly settled. |
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| Icelandic femdom is complicated. But worth it for those interested in play that involves being subjected to extremes of hot and cold, as well as eating raw fish. |
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| Lots of men get quite nervous before their first time with her. And full-on hysterically terified before all subsequent sessions. |
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| Finishing with a religious theme too. The movie Valentines Day is highly recommended. Taylor, Anne… Mostly vanilla, obviously, but there is even a very brief femdomination scene, with Anne being a phone sex Russian domme with a rubber band. |
