…but it’s all I’ve got. 
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| Former boyfriends… bane of my life. | 
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| I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero. | 
…but it’s all I’ve got. 
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| Former boyfriends… bane of my life. | 
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| I took a personality test once and scored a perfect zero. | 
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| Ah… the second childhood. I’m looking forward to that. | 
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| (sorry) | 
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| Therapy can be painful. | 
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| Quite a therapeutic theme today. Using boys for anger management makes a lot of sense: it can work off a lot of tension and no one who matters gets hurt. | 
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| Little does she know I’m a humiliation freak as well as a service-oriented submissive, so being despised is just all part of the fun! | 
Hmmm… just noticed that my favourite Tumblr cuandolasmujeresmanden has just disappeared.  Damn! I know there’s about a billion femdom image reposting Tumblrs but cuando somehow just managed precisely to match my own perverted tastes .  And only posted high quality pictures too.  First ‘Femdom Times’ goes into hibernation for ever and now this.  Does Tumblr close down ‘adult’ blogs?  I must say, I can’t quite see the point, given that there’d still be 999,999,999 of them left.
Grrrr…. If anyone has a particular recommendation feel free to share it in the comments. No blogs with nekkid women, granny porn or really icky things being done to men’s genitals and shown in close-up please. Just good healthy bondage and discipline. And humiliation, contempt and cruelty.
But I’m never allowed to, so I don’t really know why I bother.
On we go …
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| Relationships can take many different forms. You’d be surprised how many stable partnerships are based on a solid foundation of contempt and abuse. Works for me. | 
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| Maybe you could ask about the oral sex later. Still worth a try, surely? | 
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| Actually, in my opinion, equality between the sexes is a very bad idea. But I’m posting this caption anyway, in the spirit of recognising that my opinion is of no importance whatsoever. | 
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| Like I said, relationships can take many forms. ‘Husband’, ‘lover’, ‘piss-slave to lesbian couple’ – they’re all just different words for the same thing, fundamentally, don’t you agree? | 
A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”.  Or – best of all – both.
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| Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. | 
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| Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session. | 
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| Yes, M’m, thankee M’m. | 
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| And so does everyone else. Not that they care. | 
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| Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I’ll kick them right off. | 
You in that dress
 My thoughts I confess
 Verge on dirty
 Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.
 
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| It’s good to be fit. You get to be flogged further, before collapsing. | 
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| Oh, OK. And I suppose my opinion counts for nothing, here? | 
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| Good thing you have an ironing fetish! You don’t? Oh. Oh well. | 
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| Shall I compare thee to a… errrr… purple cucumber? Thou art more knobbly and thy veins pulse with lust… | 
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| One of my virtual girlfriends is programmed to find out about the others, and ridicule me. Actually, that’s not true. I can’t keep a virtual girlfriend for long. They always reject me. So unkind… | 
 
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| Topping from the bottom again, eh? She’ll soon have that sorted out. | 
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| One way or another, they do usually bend quite a lot if enough pressure is applied. | 
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| Points of view are for observing in a femdom relationship, not for expressing. | 
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| Or better, depending on what you’re into. | 
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| That’s actually most things, if you think about it. Of course, you’ll have to ask permission. | 
…but not on the farm.
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| I’m not sure if I could manage that. But I expect I’ll learn, over time. | 
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| Oh well. As long as it’s completely voluntary, I suppose it’ OK. | 
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| Gosh, it’s a long way down, isn’t it? | 
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| One day perhaps. | 
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| And replace them with inhibitions about disobedience. | 
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| Maybe just for the company? | 
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| And work slowly around the rest of your body. | 
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| There’s something comforting about a collar. | 
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| Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know? | 
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| Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not? | 
 
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| I wonder what other duties the servants carry out for her? | 
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| It’s always his fault. That’s quite important. | 
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| Make him what? Eat pond scum from the bottom and thank you for it, with a smile on his face? Yes, of course you can. | 
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| Actually, Jenny isn’t that into lesbianism. But she likes having her flat cleaned and all the laundry done so she puts up with it once a week. | 
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| And she’s got the whole morning, so she can take whatever time it needs. |