just call for the men in tights!
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| Well… those are two of her spanking aprons, anyway. She has more. |
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| You never know when you’ll need to do some sudden washing up in the middle of the night. |
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| The magic’s still there. |
just call for the men in tights!
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| Well… those are two of her spanking aprons, anyway. She has more. |
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| You never know when you’ll need to do some sudden washing up in the middle of the night. |
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| The magic’s still there. |
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| “Hmm? Yeah, sure I’m wearing gloves and boots. It’s cold here in Buffalo, moron.” |
…but they can’t see the light.
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| Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then she’ll begin. |
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| You’re actually already halfway through the session. Might as well finish off. |
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| Good. Good. I expect she’ll be chucking away all those dusty old wine bottles in the cellar and filling up the racks with some nice fresh sparkling wine with cheerful labels, too. |
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| If it’s any consolation to him, after her friend has finished the face-slapping session tomorrow, he will look like a house elf. |
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| Mmm… concussion play. |
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| To be fair, she did promise Simon a blow-job. So don’t dawdle. |
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| It likes looking at the pretty pictures and thinking naughty thoughts, though, doesn’t it? |
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| Well, all right then. But I hope Mike doesn’t go talking about it at work on Monday, that’s all. |
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| Anyway, she can’t chat long. She’s just off to the pet shop. Wants to buy a couple of dogs, apparently. |
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| It’ll be good when you’re married and you can just just be yourself. |
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| I’m gender non-binary. Well.. gender fractional, anyway. About 1/7, my SO reckons. |
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| Forgetfulness? |
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| It’s good to know a domme with a really creative imagination. |
That’s me…with occasional periods of unconsciousness, when She plays a little too vigorously.
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| I don’t know about you, but I’ve reached the point in my life where just stuffing high-value notes into an envelope gives me an erection. |
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| He gets up early and sings his little song. |
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| The irony is, they then use ordinary gelding clippers to remove what remains of the burnt semi-dissolved flesh. So it’s all a bit pointless, really. Will you tell her, or shall I? |
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| Unaccompanied males can enter the country on their own passports, of course. It’s just leaving that’s forbidden. |
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| Best not to argue, though. |
…and that’s a precious thing, because – oops! Dropped it. Oh well. I never really used it anyway. I’ll fetch a dustpan and brush, shall I, Ma’am?
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| Now that sounds like a man who’s strong enough to say sorry. |
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| We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men are created feral. |
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| Perhaps if you save up, you could buy her time for an evening or something. On your wedding anniversary, for example. That would be a nice gesture. |
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| Divorce in haste, repent at leisure. The positive thing is that he’s actually still seeing quite a lot of his wife, which I think is very healthy. |
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| It’s called ‘I dare you even to think about not telling the truth, you devious little brat.’ |
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| Falling. In love. |
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| That’s right. If you think about it, what could be more sexually empowering than paying another man to undertake the work of actually carrying out the fucking? |
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| Time you got a watch. |
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| Well… as long as there’s nothing perverted involved I suppose it’ll be OK. |
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| I’ve always had this extraordinary talent for perceiving what women are thinking, when they look at me. A knack, you might say. |
…doesn’t cost lives, in my experience, rather a few hundred pounds stuffed into an envelope and left closed but not sealed within the bag containing a gift.
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| Oh, he’s got nothing else to do down there in the basement. Might as well have some fun with him. |
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| Large vagina humiliation. It’s the latest thing in the female submission world. I’d be really good at it, but sadly I have no dominant instincts. |
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| I don’t think the verbal reasoning test should have much weight. The job mostly involves responding to simple, clear instructions. |
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| I think it’s outrageous that convicted rapists receive free medical treatment anyway, actually. They should stop mollycoddling them like that – it’s supposed to be a pumishment, after all. |