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| Don’t worry: what it lacks in teasing, it makes up in denial. |
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| My gender doesn’t so much sit on a spectrum as cower timidly beneath one. |
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| He’s a bit dim too, to be honest. Well… thick as two short planks, to be quite brutal about it. But she doesn’t seem to mind that, oddly. |
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| I think she might have had an idea. |
You made everybody else seem so tame.
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| After a lifetime with a full head of hair, it seems I am finally going bald. Next Tuesday, apparently. She’s invited some friends around to watch. |
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| I hope they play nicely. |
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| Actually, it is more accurate to describe Sissymaid Sylvia as ‘gender uncertain’ as its Mistress hasn’t come to a final decision on the matter yet. |