Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Get ready… they’re rough. |
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| It adds a bit of tension to an otherwise dull game. |
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| Very wise. |
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| Oooh. |
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| Of course, there’s always a risk in catching up with old schoolfriends, that they’ll make you feel bad by being, like, waaay more successful. But really, when your future’s the butcher’s hook, there’s no point in drawing fine distinctions, I say. |
The love of women and the fear of women. I have both conditions.
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| Hmmm… She’s merely disappointed, not repulsed. I’ll consider that as progress. |
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| It’s a sacred bond – or a device for getting the housework done, depending on whether your finger’s on the button. |
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| Don’t worry: he’s very professional. You can be tied tightly naked over his trestle, and no matter how horny he’s feeling, you won’t have a thing to worry about. Well, except the savage beating you’re about to receive, obviously. |
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| …and she does mean everywhere. |
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| She’ll track them down. She’s very persistent. Anyway, can’t have feral males running about the place can we? |
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| Women, eh? Sometimes there’s no pleasing them. You try to apologise, and they just run you over with a tank anyway. Still… I guess we wouldn’t have them any other way, eh chaps? |

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| Cathie might need a new lawyer in her stable. She gets through slaves quite quickly – doesn’t look after them properly, truth be told. |
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| She has a plan. |
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| I suppose there’s little chance of either being a blow job? No? Worth asking… |
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| I suppose any Radio 4 listeners amongst you will want to point ou that I got the apostrophe in the wrong place. Radio 4 listeners are like that. The rest of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, have you? I don’t know myself sometimes, to be honest. |
Ah well, summer holidays over and it’s back to the daily grind. Which to be honest can leave you quite sore, especially when you then have to get up and go to work. But who am I to argue?
I hope you enjoyed the archival clear-out over August. But not that you enjoyed it so much you did anything you shouldn’t.
Back to normal. More of the same, but written more recently.
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| Down you go. You’ve got at least 10 hours before sunset. |
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| Submissive man not actually very good at housework, in reality! Who’d have thought? |
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| It’s just her thing. Go with it. |
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| She got you, babe. |
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| Yes. Anyway, it really doesn’t matter how big it is, if you’re not allowed to do anything with it. |
I love found femdom – femdom themes in stuff that is not explicit femdom porn, basically. This from a photographer called Chen Zhun is really rather nice, with my favourite amongst all of them copied below.
http://www.phombo.com/art/chen-zhun-photography-fhm-china/page-1/
Onwards…
So, what did you do in London, my mother asks me as I walk in.
Paid someone to tie me up, beat me and piss on me. I think.
Oh – nothing much, I reply. Just saw some friends.
You smell nice. Have you just washed your hair?
Well yes, actually. Rather thoroughly.
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| Fucking off now, Ma’am. |
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| Many marriages become oppressive and abusive after a while. In this case, about 11 minutes. |
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| I have a very literal mind. It’s quite convenient, because it means I don’t need to take offence every time I’m called a ‘wanker’. |
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| She can annex my southern regions with an illegal plebiscite any time she likes. Geddit? Bit-o-politics, bit-o-politics |
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| Yurshhh mw’am. Gulp. Bleah! |
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| Hiding in plain sight. |
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| It’s best not to over-script these things. A really good session always contains surprises, I reckon. |
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| Let’s hope some of them are a bit cleaner, that’s all I can say. |
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| I don’t see this ending well. |
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| It’s silly to make such a fuss about a little thing like that. |
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| It might sting a bit. More probably, it’ll sting a lot, actually. |
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| She’s not a big fan of mens lib, to be honest. Just old-fashioned that way. |
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| Sounds a bit edgy. Still, what’s the worst that could happen? |
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| It’s a perspective thing – like that dress the Internet went crazy about. If you’re looking at this picture and thinking about your own cock, then her strap-on bound to look huge, isn’t it? |
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| I wonder what they’re expecting to happen? I mean there’s just you, a bare concrete cell and a strange scratching and scrabbling sound from behind that grill to your right there… |
She’s the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
(Pictures are unrelated. I just like the song and the idea of linking it to femdom.)
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| Yes, do try. Fortunately, I had a bit of an off day when writing these captions, so there are no sexy thoughts here. Carry on – it’s perfectly safe. |
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| Of course, you can refuse if you like. But then she’ll stay cross. That’s really not good news. |
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| Hmmm. Well, I’ll try anything once, you know? |
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| Errr… two and a half? Two and three-quarters… thr… three? |
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| Actually, this isn’t one of mine. It just arrived in my email inbox. I thought I’d share it. |
…because she knows it teases.
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| Nice to know she still respects you for what you are. |
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| Oh…not the garden centre. I hate garden centres. |
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| Great. You can show off that little dance routine you were practicing with Mike and Gerald before the invasion. Shame about what happened to them… still, never mind. |
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| It does seem a little unfair, on those of us that would like to be in that position. |
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| Sometimes you just have to take time for yourself. Don’t let anything rush you. |