





Servitor’s halfway through his annual vacation! Let’s hope this time he’s not still going round and round on the luggage carousel… that wasn’t the best holiday ever. Not the worst either.
Extra images today because why not?












Servitor’s not here, he’s enjoying some well-earned suffering and misery somewhere else. So you get captioned images of pretty ladies without that idiot’s witless commentary on them – what’s not to like?









Why 1½ you might ask? As well you might. I have my reasons. They’re not good ones.



Oh yes, it’s the time of year again. Servitor’s hanging up his apron and heading for sun, sea and scrubbing, so rather than the usual posts we will be featuring three previously unpublished captions a day, often but not always beach-themed.
Embarrassingly bad service will resume on or around 7 September.








