Paradox girl, mighty woman,you are the thing that terrifies them.
Category: femdom
OKINMPK
(Our Kink Is Not Most People’s Kink).
More posts to remind us all how desperately dull life would be were it vanilla-flavoured.
The lady kindly helping her slave overcome his irrational fear of water, through his entirely rational fear of her, is the divine Heather.
…and while we are on the subject of divine favour, the fabulously beautiful goddess to the right is not Goddess Sophia (who is wonderful) but the also wonderful but sadly retired Lady Sophia Black.
She’s right on this one
And all the other ones.
Miss Chambers of Cruella, of course – and although it’s not in the foreground, it is in profile so once again, I will obsessively draw your attention to that lovely nose. Cleopatra has nothing on Miss Chambers. Now go and buy Andy’s stuff before he changes his mind about selling it online!
A woman’s right to choose
It’s very important, in so many areas of life.
Books do furnish a dungeon
Due to the unparalleled reach of this blog (other blogs may – indeed do – reach more people and indeed many of the same people, but none will be exactly parallel), book publishers tend to send me ‘flyers’ for their latest publications. I thought I might as well chuck them onto the blog, as you lot will wank to anything with pretty girls saying vaguely pervy things, and it’s a lot easier than doing anything creative.
Available in all good bookshops, but you might have to go along way to find a bookshop good enough, these days.
Look at all the foolishness
Pretty girl. (Warning: SFW).
French letter
Just a quick extra – as usual a caption became absurdly long and is thus a ‘story’.
My dearest Bertie, beloved husband.
Words cannot express how delighted I was to receive your letter from your prison camp, with its reassurances of your good health. When you fell beneath the ice during the Winter campaign, your comrades assured me that survival was impossible and the Army Lists recorded your gallant death in battle. A most touching eulogy was read out by the junior minister for War himself in Parliament. I received many warm expressions of sympathy, as of course, no person in this Kingdom was more assailed by this perceived loss than I, your grieving wife. Several of the officers of your regiment have taken it upon themselves to Beloved, this brings me to the part of this letter that I most regret to have to write. I fear I have not passed on to the Government your entreaties that a peace be signed with that Corsican fiend Napoleon. You did not marry a coward, my love, and I fervently hope that I did not do so either. As your loving wife, my thoughts are with you, but as an Englishwoman, they are with my country. Indeed, your account of the indignities and tortures to which his foul soldiers are subjecting you merely strengthens my resolve. Things must be simply dreadful to have caused you so to lose your senses as to pen such a defeatist missive and I can only hope that sharing your experiences with me can help you endure. In this respect, it might be helpful if in your next letter, you supply more details and explanation of terms such as ‘buggering’ so that as your soul-companion I can more fully share in your suffering. I have sought to inform myself about the general concept Should a just peace ever be signed – which I fear, my true beloved, must be many years off – and should I ever encounter any of the uncouth French officers who have so mistreated you, they will know the fury of a wronged Englishwoman! To think that the mouth that I so long to kiss has been soiled by being abused so by a man – if such a word applies to these filthy Frenchies! You must be brave and endure, my darling. And perhaps the next time you are required to “service” that Dupont fellow with his enormous… talent (you neglected to supply the precise dimensions, my beloved, do, please), perhaps you will summon your courage and bite. Bite hard. For me. I must also record that I was a little disturbed, by your suggestion, my beloved, that when we are finally reunited in a World at peace, that I might myself… I shall not write the words. I do not blame you, beloved, but you must have lost your mind should you imagine that I would ever – ever – undertake such a revolting act. I have very sharp teeth, my beloved, and I too can bite, if need be. But I am sure that once you are back with us, your mind will return to its more English ways of thinking and eschew such perversities. However, should you happen to have become accustomed to some of the other practices you say you experience nightly, Doctor Thomson assures me that even a weak woman can perform them, with an appendage he Be brave, my beloved. Be a man even as the Frenchies treat you as a woman and remember that even ‘a weak and feeble woman’ can be a patriot and a soldier. Hold your head high To victory, no matter what the cost! Vanessa PS: – In answer to your linguistic enquiries, the word ‘chienne’ you keep hearing is the French for a female dog, or bitch. I so despise that nation, I earnestly wish I had never learnt the language, but I suppose those many years with Madame Pelton were not wholly wasted! ‘Avales’ means swallow and is in the familiar singular form, indicating a lack of respect. Had they manners, they would be ordering you with “avalez”!. And analogously with lécher, to lick. The word ‘entonnoir’, with which they threatened you, should your entreaties for peace not succeed, is less familiar to me but I am informed that it may mean a kind of funnel, such as might be used to channel liquid into a narrow opening. If you could supply more precise details of the context in which this ‘entonnoir’ will be used, I would find that most enlightening. With details, my love. ‘Maitre’ does indeed mean ‘Master’ as you rightly surmised and ‘bottes’ are boots. I am glad to learn you are taking advantage of your stay to expand your knowledge, even if under such trying circumstances! Vcomfort me personally station themselves around the house, so I shall feel myself protected, although with the beastly French still on the other side of the Channel, I truly feel I have nothing to fear. Indeed, several Naval officers, also in the vicinity, have assured me – the gallant naval officers stationed in the vicinity seem familiar with the principle of the thing and have even but as your wife I should know all of the details. Do not spare my feelings, but tell all.has constructed could construct for me. The naval officers inform me that as you suck, lick and swallow and endure the ‘buggerings’ as best you can but never forget you are British! I myself feel nothing but a steely resolve to carry on, taking all degradations this dreadful war might impose upon me with a smile on my lips and a firm resolve that we shall one day make France squeal for mercy ourselves, when a column of fine British soldiers thrusts itself into Paris!
Or should I say, she once had me
Like it was yesterday
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive
And the sexiest, too. The quote of course is from dear old Jack, rumoured to have had an interest in all things spanking, but alas only on the dark side. Perhaps he just never met the right woman. Like most Englishmen of a certain age I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and The Magician’s Nephew when I was young and impressionable (I’m now old and impressionable) and believe me, Jadis the White Witch would not have had to proffer much turkish delight to entice me into slavery.
I mean, goodness me…
He went to say that to experience the tyranny he is describing “is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.” Well, indeed. It could almost come from an advert for the English Mansion.
Anyway, I digress. Rather a lot. On with today’s nonsense, which is not particularly CS Lewis-themed except for the usual tag about Mistress Anya – obviously.
