female-led relationships – Page 17 – Contemplating the divine

Feeling her pain

Some men aren’t very good at that, but with the help of a really determined woman, you’ll find you become quite good at it. Try practicing at a fixed time each week, for example.

I think once a day is usually enough for me, when it comes to cold showers, but occasionally I wake up in the morning needing a quick one.

And you wouldn’t want to be offensively unsubmissive. Anyway, that’s illegal.

I suppose those other men have to keep their session visits secret from their wives. Must be awful.

Yes, Mary can be kind like that. Eventually.

Yeah, c’est la vie. Che sera sera.

Pride comes before a spanking

Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find.

Decisions decisions… oh dear. I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more!

Yes. That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time. Didn’t we?

That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.

You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her.

Married, with consequences

Married couples should talk about their finances. Too few do – but it can save a lot of pain later on.

Than you Susan. (braces)

I hope she doesn’t give in to peer pressure. When she decides to have you castrated it should be because that’s what she wants to do. No other considerations should come into it.

Nasty man with big smelly feet. Really smelly feet. I can’t understand what she sees in him.

Those surveys… I think all they do is make women feel unsatisfied. And I should know.

Active-aggressive behaviour

Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.

Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.

He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role.

Valuable protein.

That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.

Don’t be ashamed to cry

I think I’d never worry about anything if I had Mistress Chrissie looking out for me.

Tough decision. She doesn’t like lies. But then, she’s not going to be that pleased about the truth on this occasion, either.

Why does this happen to me every single time?

Sometimes you have to suffer for her art.

Does that make you feel stressed? No? Are you sure?

She’ll probably want a pay rise too.

Penile servitude

Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh!

I’m sure we’ve all been there.

That’s true, actually. I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start.