Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| I wonder if it would be OK to ask for a drink of something to help wash it down. |
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| Position 53… 53… erm, like Position 14 but arms crossed, right? |
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| Still, I have to say I got my money’s worth for the session. |
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| She’s too soft-hearted. Fortunately, Mr Travis isn’t. |
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| I think he’s not a morning person. Nor’s she, truth be told, but there’s so much to do and only so many hours in the day. |
…but of course they all are, are they not?
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| Ah well. Back to real life. |
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| I once asked a domme for a session where I’d be treated with total contempt and indifference. I paid her the session fee in advance and then I never heard back from her – then when I tried to get in touch I found my emails and my phone number were blocked. Best session ever. |
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| Don’t worry about the spanking marks. She won’t be embarassed. |
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| I’ve heard in some restaurants, the staff spit in your food if you’re rude. I was in a cafe the other day where the waitress was really beautiful, so I was tempted to insult her just on the offchance, you know, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Just too sub, I guess. |
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| Many men come too early. January, February – that kind of thing But with the right amount of control (preferably made of steel) you should find you can hold back almost indefinitely. |
… oh, I’m not even going to go there. It’s a very old joke and not very funny.
Let’s have some brand new and not very funny captions instead.
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| Dommes don’t care about these things, but we subs do. The taste is quite different, for one thing. |
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| It’s good to experiment a bit. |
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| I’m one of her regular clients. First Tuesday of every month, 9.35 to 9.38. It gives meaning to my otherwise pointless existence. |
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| Men do seem to be making some pretty strange democratic choices just now, you’ve got to admit. |
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| um… |
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| Maybe ask for a prescription for some painkillers? |
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| Well, obviously not every month. That would be silly. But maybe occasionally..? |
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| Shame clothing. I’ve never found I’ve needed it. |
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| Who needs pocket money when your skirts don’t even have pockets? |
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| Hmm. It might be a while before the next blog posting. And it might be a bit dull… (more so than usual, even). |
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| Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her! |
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| Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants. |
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| Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care. |
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| Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they called it… er…? |
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| Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable. |
Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession. Where would we be without them? Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.
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| And let’s face it, if you’re honest with yourself you probably wouldn’t be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you? |
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| Men just aren’t suited to this sort of thing. Too squeamish. But do the best you can. I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint her. |
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| She’s got a really effective treatment for that. |
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| She’ll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no? |
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| That tiresome bureaucracy. |
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| Married couples should talk about their finances. Too few do – but it can save a lot of pain later on. |
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| Than you Susan. (braces) |
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| I hope she doesn’t give in to peer pressure. When she decides to have you castrated it should be because that’s what she wants to do. No other considerations should come into it. |
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| Nasty man with big smelly feet. Really smelly feet. I can’t understand what she sees in him. |
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| Those surveys… I think all they do is make women feel unsatisfied. And I should know. |
So, what did you do in London, my mother asks me as I walk in.
Paid someone to tie me up, beat me and piss on me. I think.
Oh – nothing much, I reply. Just saw some friends.
You smell nice. Have you just washed your hair?
Well yes, actually. Rather thoroughly.
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| Fucking off now, Ma’am. |
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| Many marriages become oppressive and abusive after a while. In this case, about 11 minutes. |
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| I have a very literal mind. It’s quite convenient, because it means I don’t need to take offence every time I’m called a ‘wanker’. |
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| She can annex my southern regions with an illegal plebiscite any time she likes. Geddit? Bit-o-politics, bit-o-politics |
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| Yurshhh mw’am. Gulp. Bleah! |
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen..pleeease.
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| It’s good to be fit. You get to be flogged further, before collapsing. |
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| Oh, OK. And I suppose my opinion counts for nothing, here? |
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| Good thing you have an ironing fetish! You don’t? Oh. Oh well. |
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| Shall I compare thee to a… errrr… purple cucumber? Thou art more knobbly and thy veins pulse with lust… |
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| One of my virtual girlfriends is programmed to find out about the others, and ridicule me. Actually, that’s not true. I can’t keep a virtual girlfriend for long. They always reject me. So unkind… |
Oh, Arnold Lane. Pictures are mostly unrelated.
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| Yes…but…in the church? |
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| Actually, on this blog it’s not amazing. It was practically a certainty. |
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| Lots of men feel embarrassed about how they behave during castration. It’s a shame, because it’s not as if they’ll ever get another chance. |
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| I wonder if it’ll feel different, being whipped as a married man…. |
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| Interestingly, the one time they tried vanilla sex, she accused him of being only halfway in when in fact he was fully committed. It’s obviously a thing with her. |
