…I don’t pretend to know what you want, but I offer love.
(trigger warning: vanilla link. For no obvious reason, I’ve always thought of the song as rather D/S… but I think that of many things).
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Don’t worry if you’re still confused. Things will be made clear. |
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I think that’s disgraceful. Just because we’re submissive doesn’t mean ladies can treat us like doormats, can they? Well, I mean, obviously, if a lady like one of these wanted to treat me literally as a doormat, that would be fine, wiping her muddy boots across my back, but erm… OK, maybe they can then. |
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And you prefer not being gay too, don’t you, so it sounds like you and Master Mark are very compatible! |
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Get another one, of course. There’s plenty. Hello! Ma’am? Over here! |
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I offer love… this is one of the most Significant of the Others in my life. Lady Sophia Black is simply wonderful. |