Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…a word that doesn’t mean what you probably think it means, as it is a form of ‘systematic argumentative discourse’. So probably not recommended in the sorts of relationships this blog favours, where apologies should be simple, heartfelt (and felt in other parts of the body too) and frequent.
Not The Hunt, for those of you paying attention to such matters, this is more of an informal social thing, with friends and less death.
Don’t dawdle.
The untruths hurt, sometimes.
Because she really doesn’t care. Just suffer in silence, unless she prefers you to suffer noisily.
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| In case any readers are thinking of trying this, removal of male sexual organs should only ever be carried out under the supervision of a trained medical professional, OK? The shooting club from where the photo was taken always has a qualified paramedic on standby. So they can enjoy their sport, without any serious health risks. |
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| Mmm…. You wanted a cruel and sexy findomme, right? |
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| Anna’s always too soft on them. Look at all that puppy fat he’s put on too! Soon sort that out. |
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| It’s funny how many men say they want their wives to take charge but as soon as they get thrown out naked and without a penny, start whining about how that wasn’t what they wanted. |
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| The girls at my school used to play skipping games. In fact, my first proper beating was with a skipping rope doubled over and soaked in water. Happy days. |
…doesn’t cost lives, in my experience, rather a few hundred pounds stuffed into an envelope and left closed but not sealed within the bag containing a gift.
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| Oh, he’s got nothing else to do down there in the basement. Might as well have some fun with him. |
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| Large vagina humiliation. It’s the latest thing in the female submission world. I’d be really good at it, but sadly I have no dominant instincts. |
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| I don’t think the verbal reasoning test should have much weight. The job mostly involves responding to simple, clear instructions. |
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| I think it’s outrageous that convicted rapists receive free medical treatment anyway, actually. They should stop mollycoddling them like that – it’s supposed to be a pumishment, after all. |
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| She’d take some of the other men with her too – the ones who know that no one will be coming for them within the three days – but Angie would object. She says one man around the home is enough, possibly even more than enough. |
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| Oh, OK. I thought we’d barely started. Never mind. |
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| Well… it is a big decision to take. So it’s a good thing she’s already taken it. |
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| He’ll probably mess it up, he’s such a moron. Just think what a fool he’ll look, every time he forgets about a release date! Serve him right too. |
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| Some people leave their bodies to science – mine’s going to fashion! Or upholstery, I suppose. |
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| How can this have happened? I mean, for goodness sake, this is the third time this week! |
There’s now conclusive evidence of the harmful effects of looking at porn. These can vary from simple cases of sore knees and light bruising across the face to severe lacerations of the buttocks and intense pain in the genital region. You have been warned…
…but I expect you’re too stupid to do anything about it. I certainly am. On with the show.
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| She’s going to be brave for both of you, OK? |
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| Why would I want a new pair? |
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| Hmmm.. but is he really sorry? |
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| His n hers. |
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| Convenient too. There’s always a queue for the ladies’ loo at a wedding. |
The pressure exerted by a woman walking in high heels. so it seems. That’s a lot of Pascals. 4.3 million Pascals, I suppose. Makes you think, eh? And that’s assuming she’s not actually jumping up and down.
I read that on the Physics Website, which (drawing I suspect on Cutnell, John D., & Kenneth W. Johnson. Physics. 4th ed. New York: Wiley, 1998. 338) explains it this way:
Sorry, what was that?
Mmmmm… sounds like you don’t read this blog very often, Mr Physics Website.
Anyway, it all seems very instructive. I won’t link to the website as I don’t think they’d particularly appreciate this source of traffic (yes, dear readers, that’s right: I am ashamed of you). On with what we do on this website, now.
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| It’s not actually the days wearing the collar that will hurt you, in any case. It’s all the things you said and did during those days when you weren’t wearing it. |
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| Looks like you’re about to get a feel for Russian culture. |
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| Interestingly, a recent survey found that many women with husbands in chastity actually start wearing sexy clothes more often than before. Women, eh? Always missing the point. Bless ’em. |
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| Anyway, he’s got another ear. So it’s not like the time when she – oh, well,, that’s another story. |
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| Kafkaesque, no? |
The love of women and the fear of women. I have both conditions.
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| Hmmm… She’s merely disappointed, not repulsed. I’ll consider that as progress. |
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| It’s a sacred bond – or a device for getting the housework done, depending on whether your finger’s on the button. |
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| Don’t worry: he’s very professional. You can be tied tightly naked over his trestle, and no matter how horny he’s feeling, you won’t have a thing to worry about. Well, except the savage beating you’re about to receive, obviously. |
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| …and she does mean everywhere. |
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| She’ll track them down. She’s very persistent. Anyway, can’t have feral males running about the place can we? |
