The sound of one hand clapping

…while the other holds you firmly across her lap, obviously.


Before we start with the captioned images of female domination, a big thank you to Bob (or possibly BOB), for all of the thoughtful, enthusiastic and just plain deviant comments he left over the last few days, on posts going right back to the start of the blog.  I’m not going to reply to each one, but I do really appreciate people leaving comments, particularly positive ones (from male readers – those whose genetics are not ruined by the presence of y-chromosomes are very welcome to leave contemptuous abuse).  Thanks Bob (or possibly BOB)!


Here we go then:

Femdom wife wont give you pocket money
There’s something that doesn’t seem quite fair about the prospect of displeasing her through ‘getting whipped too hard’.


Two dominatrices and only one slave
Mistresses Sidonia and Darla, of course.  Extraordinary ladies.  And just little old you to keep them amused.  Good luck with that.


Lick it up and like it boy
Fortunately there’s plenty.  If you don’t get this, maybe you’ll recognise the socks and underwear you’ve got to wash.


If shes not a femdom golfer she certainly should be
Just look at that expression.  Aren’t you glad you’re not Mark?

No, nor am I.  Lucky sod.


Whipped to please wifes lesbian lover
Well, she doesn’t exactly say how many orgasms that was.  It might just be one. 

Give us this day our daily…

…captioned images of female dominance, obviously.  What else did you come for?


Actually, it’s a little unfair using religious imagery because if you Google ‘contemplating the divine’ and similar, you get mostly religious sites.  Anyone here looking for theological discussion and staying for more than 30 seconds is going to have to recite 999 Hail Marys as penance.  And speaking of penance…

I womder what she's going to do with that whip
A wonderful Cruella photoshoot that I first saw as an impressionable teenager.  The text was very heavy indeed as I recall, involving castration.  Just look at that expression.


Femdom wife might allow release but lets not overdo it
Regular orgasm is supposed to be good for the health, so maybe she could fix on a three-month rota?



male maid scrubs the toilet probably with a wartm bottom
I admire the care and attention this male maid is giving to ‘his’ work.  Possibly a warmed bottom involved?


Goddess Lexi and Mistress Sidonia.  Now that’s a scary thought.




Captioned image of OWK ballkick - ouch
As in “Were I to make an error when trying to speak Czech, I would be kicked in the balls.”  Or “If I weren’t such a stupid pig, I wouldn’t have to be left chained outside all night.”  Conditional tense.  Very useful for reflecting on consequences.

Altered Images

…were a brilliant 1980s band (well, they were a four-hit wonder actually, but I liked them and anyway they had Clare Grogan).  But this post isn’t about them, it’s just more daft captioned images of female domination.







Captioned femdom image of three domme wives
I’m a traditionalist, I’m afraid, and I don’t really believe in mens’ lib.  Planning a series of stories on this, actually.










femdom captioned image of businesswoman
The notion of changing your name is just delightfully subtly submissive, and public too.  Several posts about this on other (more serious) blogs lately.










femdom captioned image human dogs
This is of course the divine Mistress Valkyrie.  Combining the best traditions of English (ow!) and Czech (thwack!) femdom.









femdom caption slightly spooky dont you think
A little off the usual trajectory for me, but something had to be done with that picture.  That artwork ‘obscure title’ by the way, is nothing like as weird as some I’ve seen.










femdom caption lesbians kissing ahhhh
Quite why anyone would even consider looking at marmalade in this situation bemuses me, but then I’m not a male maid with a housework obsession



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