… which is to be used in a poltice and secured firmly on the bodily part in question. More tales of domination with decorum, from Downton days.






… which is to be used in a poltice and secured firmly on the bodily part in question. More tales of domination with decorum, from Downton days.
Last in the series, with a few extras. Back to abnormal service tomorrow, with a silly Sunday story about a Victorian governess.
It might take a day or two before I get a chance to reply to all the comments. You know how it is when you’re just back from holiday: so many chores to do around the house, so many apologies to be properly made, so much cage time because haven’t I just had a lovely holiday for goodness’ sake, and won’t it do me good to spend a little time locked away in the cellar, counting my blessings? But reply I shall, Goddess willing and permitting.
To provide welcome relief from the brutal vulgarity of much of today’s femdom, here are some more Downton Domination captions, recalling a more elegant age when brutality was not so vulgar.
* Yes they did, they invaded Poland.
She is it, and she also has it.
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Perhaps you should discuss her salary expectations soon, as I think right now they are increasing rapidly. |
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She uses ‘cruelty free’ cosmetic products but I’m afraid that attitude extends only to animals. Non-human animals, I mean. |
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Imagine putting her to so much trouble. And he calls himself submissive… |
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I suppose it’s polite to ask, but really she should just make herself at home. |
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He looks pretty trustworthy to me. You’ll be fine. Just think about something else for 20 minutes. |
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No, she’s not particular. Well…she is, obviously. Just not about that sort of thing. |
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She’s definitely going to go down there and check he’s OK, though. There’s just something she needs to do first, that’s all. |
…cut me down with words so cruel
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Many men just don’t appreciate how painful high-heeled shoes can be. |
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There’s a place near me that does them ready-stomped. Very wide range of toppings too. |
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I hope her arm’s not getting tired, the poor thing. I think someone’s doing all the work in this relationship. |
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She has great influencing skills. |
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Yes, but apart from that…? |
Yes, yet more of what has consistently been one of my least popular series of captions : Downton Domination! I’ve done loads of these so I’m not about to stop any time soon. Sorry (not sorry).
Costs extra but it’s worth it, believe me.
Try making a list of all the things you know annoy her and run through them all. It might take a while, but you’ve got all day. |
I’m good at being annoying. Less so at having orgasms, because I don’t have as many opportunities. |
You might find you get a bit irritable without coffee. Interestingly, that can turn out to be a learning experience too. |
Like many submissive husbands, I have a lot of uncomfortable conversations. Apparently it’s good for me, though, so I can’t complain. |
Don’t say anything to make her think less of you, as she takes her leave of you – she is trying very hard to keep her vow to love you until death do you part. |
The younger generation of female supremacists are less militant, more comfortable in their dealings with the opposite and inferior sex. I think that’s great. |
Can’t you tell she’s tired? |
Actually, she does rather mind but she’s too kind-hearted to refuse her. |