Servitor – Page 2 – Contemplating the divine

One day, you will be old enough to start reading fairytales again

More escapist captions from a fantasy, fairytale world – so unlike the strict adherence to realism that characterises the majority of this blog’s material.

Oh well, looks like no one needs rescuing, then. I suppose you can just go away again.

If you’d like to rootle for a few acorns as you trot along, she’s fine with that too.

Why don’t men think these things through before wishing? Are they stupid?

She’d be taking a bit of a risk… I hope she doesn’t get in any trouble for it.

I’d protect her with my mighty sword, innocent maiden disguise or no. But then, ‘the hard way’ might be quite fun, too.

Pretty woman, don’t make me cry

Oh, go on then, do.

They can be a bit dry but sometimes there are little snails or beetles to provide some gooeyness.

Quite right too. She usually is. In fact, she always is – that’s on her FAQs too.

Phones will only distract you if you let them – it’s easier than you might think to concentrate instead on the important things in life.

Don’t worry: the judge is strictly impartial in the manner she treats all males who appear in front of her. The accused, lawyers, tea boys… makes no difference to her.

Don’t forget to round up if your answer is not an integer. Oh: and to add ‘Ma’am’. That might seem pedantic, but your answer will be marked as wrong – and so will you – if you don’t.

‘As soon as possible’ doesn’t always mean straight away, of course. Sometimes Mistress wants you to spend an hour or two in the corner, holding the paddle, beforehand. It’s still ‘as soon as possible’, it’s just that your possibilities are a bit limited.

Reasonable orders are easy enough to obey

But unreasonable ones are so much sexier. Wouldn’t femdom be dull if our goddesses were reasonable? Today’s post celebrates the unfairer sex.

Don’t worry, she’ll be happy to whip you after your explanation too.

She knows you could go quickly even with your ankles chained to nipple clamps, if you really wanted to. And the spurs will help you want to.

She prefers to concentrate on the basic facts and not be distracted by irrelevancies – and it’s hard to think of anything that’s much more irrelevant to her than which male is which.

Actual quote from an actual session. Only what was being pointed to was an area of the dungeon containing various things, only one of which was actually meant. I got it eventually.

You need to rethink your priorities. Don’t worry: she’ll help you.

Lovely Lady Sophia Black. Don’t even ask – she’s retired.

Clever Kitten solved the problem and now the two of you can focus on what’s important.

Good boys always follow

As Ms Harry said, and I don’t think there’s any arguing with that.

I’m just relieved that the pins all the bridesmaids were issued with are for symbolic purposes. I’d imagined… well, it doesn’t matter, does it?

Males have difficulty sometimes in following through the logical consequences of their own statements. It’s not really their fault, they’re just morons.

Her company takes bullying very seriously. So does she.

Part of the reason the Kerbside Sexist Service is so popular, of course, is the generous rebates of up to 1000% on the subscription fee, paid by the sexists themselves. It makes ‘peace of mind’ very affordable.

Yeah, weird that. Mine are mostly for locksmiths, for reasons I’ve never understood, but at least that’s not something my SO could find objectionable, I suppose.

These are of course the magnificent Goddess Sophia, on (and in) the right there, who has had the discomfort of having to scrape Servitor off the sole of her shoe several times over the years. And Ms Morrigan Hel, on the left, with whom I have not had the pleasure, although she did once walk past a cage I was in.

Presumably she’s about to try to lead Rosie away from evil, back towards the path of kindness and virtue.

*Beta Boy* has a small circulation but it has very low labour costs – indeed, many of the staff pay the proprietrix to work there – so it gets by.

For art’s sake

Still playing around with AI art online, as long as it’s free (it’s not that I’m a cheapskate freeloader, it’s… oh hang on, I suppose I am). These are mostly still from Ideogram, but a few as well from Grok before it shut me out.

I claim no artistic merit for these and it is all still some way off generating something suprising and creative, but it’s interesting. I find the cartoon or artwork much more effective than the ‘photo-realistic’ images; perhaps the more advanced and expensive engines are better at ‘realism’, but I’m still not seeing much of it that I like on Tumblr. Indeed, I’ve gone to the opposite extreme: when I see an image with an apparently air-brushed look I tend to ignore it as ‘AI’, when I might be rejecting genuine photos of young ladies with particularly perfect skin and big eyes… Oh well, all work in progress.

Quite like this but it took a lot of iterations. The AI simply can’t do whips – they usually end up as loops and swirl around weirdly – which is a bit of a drawback in my oeuvre.

The AIs seem very reluctant to depict males who are in captivity / shrunk etc as being anything other than normal-looking and in business suits. I suppose that’s the majority of images of human males online, reflecting the regrettable rarity of slavery and degrading abuse of males in our world, alas.

I specified in several iterations of this that the males were supposed to look unhappy. Stupid AI. Probably male itself. It got the cheerful women right.

It’s weird – given that AIs are actually primarily designed for and quite good at conversation – that they so often go completely bonkers when asked to insert text in an image, even if you specify what it should say. In this and the next two, I was trying for a totalitarian female supremacist look and I quite like these but the text is mad. Not a problem, as if I really wanted to use something like this, I could replace the lettering, I just think it’s weird. Also, not convinced that twice-broken cuff hanging from her belt is going to be of much use in crushing the men’s libbers.

In the unlikely event I had a vote in this future world, any party with the slogan “Fack the consopants” would definitely get mine.

I think the flag works well. I like the way it makes the symbol ripple.

Again, took a lot of iterations to get this and it’s not really what I wanted. The men in dresses look grumpy and malevolent, rather than sad and beaten. I quite like the art style and it’s nice to know the AI can do you a traditional British boarding school architecture, which could be useful (I avoid writing words like ‘school’ in any prompts though).

Slightly different take on the same idea. Prompting about leashes and collars tends to produce dogs. Also, note the loopy and wildly impractical whip.

Wonder Woman and Domme Woman. This came out like this first time; I suppose it’s good on comics and this is a fairly mainstream scene. Usual crazy looping weirdness in place of whip.

One of the very few in which I was actually given a collared naked man in a cage! Quite hard to prompt for that too explicitly without being told your image is too naughty to be displayed. More generally, the image is correct in all sorts of ways the AI usually messes up: no loopy whips, the cage actually surrounds the body, the leash passes through the bars, etc. Obviously the AI accessing its more intelligent, female side.

Gustav Klimt dominatrix. It’s quite good at inserting a domme in any well-established artist’s style. Loopy whip…

And Dali. At least with surrealism the wildly impractical vaguely BDSM-looking items are in keeping. Quite surprised it let me have the hanging man-skin without objecting to the naughtiness involved. Like most online decency filters it’s much more worried about showing naked breasts than torture, flaying alive, dismemberment etc. So that’s good.

The above were all from Ideogram. Two below from Grok, but you don’t get many free goes so I didn’t do much except try a couple of prompts that had worked for me on Ideogram.

At her mercy

If she has any.

It’s all right, he has a desk job so as long as he can basically limp in and his fingers aren’t too bruised to type, it’ll be OK.

Apparently it’s best not to think about it too much. But then, when it happens, it’s hard to think about anything else. Dilemma, really. Where’s all that thoughtlessness that got you into this mess, when you really need it?

I expect the two of them will get a bit jealous, of all five of you down there together.

Don’t worry: she’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Actually, professional wrestling’s all for show: no one really gets hurt. Of course, as an amateur, that doesn’t apply to you, but it’s nice to know, isn’t it?

I don’t know what she’s talking about; just put this up because I thought the two of them looked pretty.

How soon ‘not now’ becomes ‘never’

I think Martin Luther said that. He rarely features in online femdom porn: odd because I’m pretty sure I read somewhere he subsisted on a diet of worms, which sounds pretty hardcore. Like many subs, I am much more into Catholic guilt anyway.

On we go.