Author: Servitor

In the summertime

Yes, it’s the time of year when sun, sea and sand beckon and I strain towards them on my chain in the cold, dark cellar, waiting for my SO to return from her well-earned holiday. A opportunity to clear out the rubbish, as my SO likes ominously to warn me, so three captioned images a day, all pre-scheduled so no context or chat and probably no response to comments. Just one week this year (I think… I’ve only been left with one week’s food and water anyway). This year’s summer special will have a special theme: summer.

Back to what passes here for normal on Tuesday 19th.

And don’t forget to thank her

Kindness costs nothing, unlike cruelty which in my experience costs several hundred pounds an hour.

I think she’s not convinced but there’s still time. He’s getting to that point that negotiation experts call ‘closing’ and subs call ‘desperate pleading’.
I think for the next few hours at least, you’re Treasure’s favourite toy.
More life skills: maintaining eye contact is a good way of projecting confidence, trust and stupidity.

Even without the label you’d always know a Cruella shot from the glamorous locations, right?

Its’ a sugar-free version, basically.
Wow – bet he’s glad he’s not that guy!
More negotiation tips here, but… well, I’ve just never understood how anyone could do anything other than giving Annie whatever she wants, immediately.