Men and their gadgets. You can give him just as unpleasant a night with some good old-fashioned rope, a cold dripping shower and some nipple clamps. Why does everything have to be so hi tech? |
Regular readers will have gathered by now that this is a very, very hard limit for me. I’m careful never to tell my SO, though, so it’s just a secret between you, dear Internet, and me. |
Sounds like their sex life is about to improve. Well, hers is. His doesn’t sound like it’s worth keeping, really. |
That is a lot simpler. Like her approach to marital arguments: also very simple indeed. |
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