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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Remarkably, it’s still valid in the UK even after Brexit, as that Convention is not an EU instrument – indeed it predates it, having come into existence in 1953. Not particularly amusing, sexy or femdommy but actually true (see – you get a lot of useful information from this blog, as well as useless nonsense). You might wonder, therefore, whether she actually has any legal justification to ban the invocation of the Convention in session – but I advise you to take that up with her. |
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| They have a standard service charge of 175% for pay-piggies. But you should tip, too. |
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| Many men’s misconceptions about lesbian sex actually have a biological basis: specifically, their brains are too small to understand it. |
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| It’s good that she gets a chance to practice in a safe environment, where it really doesn’t matter if anything goes wrong. |
Extra one that I’ll push out there while it’s still a bit topical:
