Domesticatrices

She hates having to hurt you like that… but she hates being contradicted so much more.
I think there’s a box you can tick for whether you want a disposable delivery boy thrown in.
And next session you can both pick up exactly where you left off.
Doesn’t she realise you’re much more interested in which one she’ll finish with?
It’s worth making a few savings in the education, health and pensions budgets to redirect government spending to more important things.
My SO likes to have a little gamble before a thrashing. She rolls two dice and whatever number comes up, she gives me however many strokes she likes.

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