Her guiding hand

No need to try to remember when you last saw it, obviously, as you don’t forget something like that.
Teach a man to fish, he’ll catch fish whenever he feels like it and probably spend most of his time masturbating; brutally cane him whenever he fails to meet his fish quota, you can live off the fishery earnings for life.
Isn’t that more important? I mean, for one thing she’s going to have a lot more orgasms than you would – as will the two lads too – so it’s a net plus, in utilitarian terms.
Honestly, they’ve gone to all this trouble to give you a terrifying, agonising and life-threatening experience… seems churlish to whine about the weather.
But any lady who does actually decide to break a leg should make sure it belongs to someone not in the show.

2 thoughts on “Her guiding hand”

  1. I’ve always thought “GiveDirectly” is such a good concept.

    Combining it with incentivising corporal punishment is simply genius.

    Altruism at its most pure.

    Mr M

  2. About Mr Knight’s housework: Back in the late 70s, when SNL was new and funny, there was a skit about a housewife (Gilda Radner) hiring a “domestic help” (Jane Curtin) . The Domestic expert came in, turns out to be a dominatrix, who cracked the whip on Gilda to make her clean. I remember being mesmerized by Ms Curtin.

    Found it:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVF-HnsBBM

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