Malicious maidens

There are no problems – only solutions.
Don’t forget to agree a safeword – not ‘auurrgh!’
My wedding night was memorable… I still occasionally wake up in a cold sweat of terror.
They’re always looking for volunteers for their practice sessions, if you want a free show.
She’s a bit fierce on the hockey field… finds it to be a place where she can work off her anger.
You might think that jerking yourself off in front of a mocking naked girl is humiliating, but is it really worse than jerking off in front of a computer, all alone in your room with your trousers around your ankles? Hmm?

PS, I understand there’s some kind of election taking place today, in one or other of Britain’s former colonies. As a non-American, obviously I cannot advise anyone who does have that status on how to vote (although I’m happy to provide tips on how to spell words like ‘neighbour”, to point out that the phrase ‘I could care less’ actually makes no sense at all and to explain the difference between jelly and jam). The important thing is to vote, regardless of which candidate you… you… what am I saying? He’s a deranged idiot, everyone who has ever worked with him says so, how could anybody even be thinking of… oh, just do what you’re going to do. I suppose anyone whose vote might be swayed by what they read on a pornographic blog like this probably shouldn’t be voting at all, on general principles, right? But… I mean to say. Really. Again? Fucking hell.

6 thoughts on “Malicious maidens”

  1. Although the “Mr Trump” t-shirt on eBay is something else…..

    I could get behind that (or perhaps not…….).

    Nonny

    Fake nudes….

    1. His whole campaign’s something else. As G W Bush muttered, after Trump’s Inauguration Speech “Well that was some weird shit.”

      And I speak as someone who regularly posts content relating to political manifestos promising castration of sexists in male re-education camps staffed by leather-clad sadistic women. But that’s just pragmatic middle-of-the-road politics.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. I really hope Servitor will come up with a lot of Gynarchy themed posts in the near future to help me get my mind off these abysmal election results across the pond.

        Sincerely,
        An Anonymous Submissive

  2. I can barely imagine a torture so unspeakable that a man would rather be castrated, let alone requesting that treatment with ‘fervour and gratitude.’ That is one very scary nun.

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