Magic moments

Evil witches, beautiful princesses and wicked stepmothers – or best of all, ladies who are all three of those things.

Let’s hope she doesn’t forget you’re there.
So easy to end up with a home full of clutter – have the courage to just throw it all out, the experts say.
You’re not going to live happily or ever after (though it might seem like forever).
She’s perfectly prepared to marry him, of course, and have him installed next to her bedroom. Just nothing unhygienic.
I don’t see why she can’t just pop round to her local dodo butcher and see if they can let her have some. This is Contemplating the Divine, after all, none of it is tethered to tedious reality.
People sometimes get confused when the devils are dressed as angels, but in fact there’s no difference between the two.

3 thoughts on “Magic moments”

  1. “What do you mean ‘it’s not a vase it’s a Greek urn’?”.

    “What’s a Greek urn?”.

    “You do realise they haven’t had drachmas since 2002, don’t you?”.

    Mr M (and his tax-deductible Diddymen].

    1. “By, jove, Mistress, what a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for striding through the muddy fields in your boots, then shouting ‘How about that for a country breakfast’?”

      Tatty bye

      S

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