Apologetics

…a word that doesn’t mean what you probably think it means, as it is a form of ‘systematic argumentative discourse’. So probably not recommended in the sorts of relationships this blog favours, where apologies should be simple, heartfelt (and felt in other parts of the body too) and frequent.

I’ll confess I’ve never understood men who want to cheat on their partners or imagine they can get away with it. It’s not as if any lady’s going to fail to notice a second padlock hanging there on my chastity belt.
My SO is constantly ‘encouraging’ me to learn new dance routines to entertain her bulls, but none of them seem like the sort of guys who really enjoy watching dance, so I hope they don’t get too bored by it all.
Fortunately, Kate’s unlikely to reach the prize first as she’s too soft-hearted to use the whip on her horse, the sweet thing. She doesn’t believe in cruelty to animals.

Not The Hunt, for those of you paying attention to such matters, this is more of an informal social thing, with friends and less death.

He’s not even doing any work, just hanging around the office.
The silly thing’s forgotten to put a blouse on – perhaps you should remind her?
Reminds me of the time I decided to try some vanilla so I booked a sex worker who offered ‘a real girlfriend experience’. Bloody hell… I’m into humiliation and abuse, but not that much!

9 thoughts on “Apologetics”

  1. I smiled as I walked into the kitchen as I saw Max, my sissy slave husband, in the same position I left him one hour ago.

    He was standing with his hands on his head with his nose against the wall. It was a fitting punishment for being rude about my mother earlier.

    I had asked Max if he would ask her to come for tea on Sunday, when he went to vacuum her lounge and TV room tomorrow.

    This is one of his weekly jobs, doing housework for my mother. It is a job he enjoys, because she makes a fuss of him and sometimes allows him to worship her feet.

    On this occasion he said that her feet smelt and she was never happy with his work.

    I told him to try harder and do as she says, instead of arguing, like he was her equal.

    It resulted in him in his position of corner time.

    ”Carry on with your chores, honey. I hope you have learnt a valuable lesson today, OK? Tell me what you have learned.”

    ”That your mother’s feet smell sweet and that she is my superior and I should obey her as I do you, goddess.”

    ”Good boy. You may go, have a wash and put a hot wash on.”

    Zoe

    1. Reminds me of my own mother-in-law, Ms Zoe, who is wonderful and perfect in every way and I’m very lucky indeed that she takes the trouble to spend so much time with us.

      Like many new husbands, I didn’t properly appreciate her when first married, and it took before I finally had to admit how utterly wrong I had been to resent her in any way whatsoever.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. At one time, my wife decided I was to have a tattoo “down there”.

    It was going to say “Property of ‘Mrs Mouse'” along my length – though with her actual (short) first name of course.

    In the end she abandoned the idea, because it was only ever legibly going to say “Proper” before the tattooist ran out of canvas to work on, and she had “no intention of putting that word on that object”.

    I suppose I should be grateful for small mercies….

    Mr M

    1. Curiously enough, the only tattoo I have ‘down there’ is a dashed line with a picture of a pair of scissors next to it. I suspect it was just something she picked at random from the tattooist’s catalogue. The tattooist asked if I consented of my own free will if you can believe such a thing! Quite the ego-boost. I had to be ‘taken down a peg or two’ when we got home, as you can imagine.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. Is it really a joke when someone is ‘too tied up to answer the phone’? I thought it just meant he was busy.

    1. I’m sure that’s right, Mr A. In fact, I reckon that in at least 90% of times when it’s said, there’s nothing bondage-related at all going on.

      Best wishes

      S

        1. That’s not quite correct, Mr A. You know a lot of people struggle with basic maths and it’s really nothing to be ashamed of. There are plenty of professional ladies who can provide remedial maths tuition with a vigour and persistence that might astonish and impress you. I myself was actually quite good at maths at school, but I have nonetheless taken advantage of their services – I find they provide a fresh perspective, as well as plenty of good old fashioned motivation.

          Best wishes

          S

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