Ah, the Bible is such a great source of vaguely pervy-sounding quotes. As are the collected works of Leopold Sacher-Masoch, for that matter. I just take inspiration from where I can get it.
Keep back Your servant also from presumptuous sins
Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Holy Smut!
Judges 16:11 (Samson to Delilah)
”He said to her, ‘If you bind me tight with new ropes that have not been used, then I shall become weak and be like any other man.'”
The Bible is full of really dirty stuff. If you look closely. And are a bit of pervert.
PP
I’m sure a great many bible readers have been perverts, PP, and probably some of the writers too. The Patriarchy has in any case corrupted that book’s message to imply God promises divine judgement and suffering for all humanity, when in the original revealed truth She promises bliss and lives of ease for all the beings created in Her image, with the divine judgement and suffering strictly reserved for the other, lesser, half of the human race.
So it was written and so it had better be, or there will be consequences.
Best wishes
S
A Group of girls giggle that he didn’t get hard enough on wedding night.
Well yes, we women gather together to gossip and spill the tea about men.
We’ve discussed that we are entitled to cunnilingus. It makes me feel so desired and on fire when a man focuses solely on giving me multiple orgasms while getting none himself. We name the men who are best at it.
Afterwards I make plans.
Claiming My Female Rights,
Rosita
Thank you, Rosita. Women are certainly entitled to cunnilingus, as urely you are to everything else in the world.
It is not for us mere males to know of what it is our goddesses giggle so.
Best wishes
S
Thank you for another wonderful set that includes some of my favourite themes: the sleeping comfortably versus having to wait awake contrast, humiliating laughter about sexual inadequacy … and Anya! The one that’s prompted me to write, though, is the second one.
There is much talk in philosophical circles about the “fine-tuning” argument for the existence of God(dess) – that fact that various factors in the universe appear to be so uncannily well-matched that it must surely have been designed by a superior intelligence.
And your second caption surely exemplifies this point. There is an apparently monstrously imbalance in the fact that we submissives have to pay more to receive less while better men than we are able to receive more while paying less. And yet – with elegant symmetry – we submissives actually savour that very unfairness, such that everything works out for the best.
So both sets of males get what we most want … and, most importantly of all, the delightful young lady in your photograph gets £250 for doing nothing beyond sitting there looking beautiful. How could anyone fail to believe this is proof of the existence of a benevolent (although simultaneously deliciously malevolent) Goddess?
Best wishes
tom
PS: No worries about the data loss – these things happen.
Thank you, tom. Kind of you to say all of that.
Personally, I have never seen the need for the ‘fine tuning’ argument for the existence of a divine being and a purpose to this universe of ours. I mean, there’s Annie, there’s Anya… how many more proofs does anyone need?
But yes, in Her divine wisdom, she has created us to seek attention from those whose attention we are beneath, and that’s rather sublime, as well as ridiculous of course.
Best wishes
S
How can it be apocrypha if it states authoritatively that it’s the true Word, and in fact it’s the other account that is the false one!
It says so, right here in the Gospel according to Santa Zolita, Chapter One, beginning at the First Verse:
“1. Observe ye the fate of those who, through the wickedness of their heart, follow not the path of righteousness but are led astray by the ugliness of their visage and that of their sex.
2. Do thine eyes not see? Thy ears not hear? Thy skin not feal? Even thy rod of manly aggression not point obediently to She who should be followed?
3. Behold the power the Lady hath bestowed upon her womenfolk, so that the false prophets count as proof of miracle thine ability, boastful and ridden with fallacies, to stay chaste in their presence.
4. And again, observe ye the false word with which they have substitute their Lady’s commands. An errant child, covering his ears with his insolent hands, blathering about to mask the wise gospel of his mother.
5. And the child mistaketh his mother’s patience for weakness, his loudness for truth, and his thrashing around for victory.
6. But the day of the Heavenly Spanking shall come, and the wicked boy, who hath now grown into a virile man, shall be wicked no more. And his severe fate shall be adored by him, for it shall be commanded by his Lady, and it shall be carried out by her womenfolk whom he knoweth in his heart of hearts to be his betters.”
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Just so, Tamer, just so.
Not to mention the more succinct, but practical, “Render unto findommes those things that belong to findommes”, which has been sadly mistranslated over the centuries.
As well as the unduly-ignored Gospel of Santa Zolita, there are more verses being discovered all the time. For example, the lovely nun in the image there later read out the ‘Parable of the Foolish Acolyte who claimed to be too tired for a night of passionate sex with She Who Had Read the Lesson For That Day and how it was probably all the fault of That Scheming Little Cow Sister Julia, who’s only jealous because she got passed over to be scripture-reader’. That one was new even to most of her listeners, although regrettably I have so say they were mostly too enraptured by the whippings and the oral sex for them to pay close attention to the text.
Best wishes
S
I’m completely astonished there are some submissive males that get explained why they are ordered to do something. Most of the time I am told to do something and I better do it, or else.
That’s a very efficient system, Mr A. Some ladies just like to make doubly sure – or triply, if you count the reminder whipping.
Best wishes
S